[somedriverguy]

Lyft is the plucky down on it's luck underdog hometown hero team. UBER is the New York Yankees.

If it were a football game UBER would be winning but only because of how terrible Lyft is at the game. Every one of UBER's points is scored on a safety. A safety that happens after UBER commits a personal foul and gets charged half the distance to the goal line.

If you have a good one add it here.

 

[42o driver]

Team Uber is the superior team but cant improve much with Jay Cutler as the Qb...

Only reason why both r still in the league is bcuz they have big fan bases n have good D (lawyer).
Suspect O...but good running backs(drivers).

Im like ricky williams...fadeddd

 

[U phoria]

Slow today?

 

[42o driver]

Slow today?

Did u start ubering yet?
If u didnt....dont even think about it...
Stay home...drink a beer or smoke or snore some or shoot some up n watch the game n enjoy this beautiful day.
I and 500k other coworker of urs have this under control...

 

[somedriverguy]

I forgot to mention the score is 32-0 so far.

 

[UbingInLA]

News flash:

Team Lyft will start the first openly LGBTQ quarterback in the league next Sunday.

While not expected to actually score, their spirit can not be denied.

 

[Amsoil Uber Connect]

Every time Ubers maps turns side ways, a flag is thrown for a false start.