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Lyft sent me a message in its app to tell me that its pax always go out of their way to treat me with kindness, dignity and respect.

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Obviously the Lyft idiot (Lydiot?) that wrote this gibberish has never driven any pax.

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I have no idea what I am supposed to do with this disinformation. Thank Lyft for its pax who "always" treat me so well? Take out a full page ad in the New York Times?
 

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The sign hanging in each Lyft driver support cubicle as a training reminder:

Lie to them always.
You are to "Baffle them with Bullshit", points awarded for creativity.
Feel free to have an FU attitude toward them.
Treat them as if they are too stupid to understand.
 

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Found the following this morning...



🤣🤣🤣 Untruth for me! I did notice sometime overnight Lyft loaded me up with Bonus Streak opportunities ( I wrote about my scant offerings for the week yesterday) and they're texting me about them. This is what's in my app now:

WED 3R/$12 11AM, 1PM,3PM
3R/$15 5PM,7PM,9:30PM, 11PM 3R/$12 3AM

THURSDAY 3/$12 5AM
EARN POINTS 6-9AM(🙄)
3R/$15 7:15AM
3R/$12 9AM,11AM,1PM,3PM
3R/$15 5PM,9:30PM, 1AM
EARN POINTS 4:30-5AM(HUH?🙄)

FRIDAY
EARN POINTS 5AM-9AM(🙄)
3R/$15 7:15AM
EARN POINTS 1PM FRIDAY TO 8PM SATURDAY(🙄)

SATURDAY 3R/$15 5:30 PM
EARN POINTS ONLY NO STREAKS THROUGH MONDAY
 

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Found the following this morning...



🤣🤣🤣 Untruth for me! I did notice sometime overnight Lyft loaded me up with Bonus Streak opportunities ( I wrote about my scant offerings for the week yesterday) and they're texting me about them. This is what's in my app now:

WED 3R/$12 11AM, 1PM,3PM
3R/$15 5PM,7PM,9:30PM, 11PM 3R/$12 3AM

THURSDAY 3/$12 5AM
EARN POINTS 6-9AM(🙄)
3R/$15 7:15AM
3R/$12 9AM,11AM,1PM,3PM
3R/$15 5PM,9:30PM, 1AM
EARN POINTS 4:30-5AM(HUH?🙄)

FRIDAY
EARN POINTS 5AM-9AM(🙄)
3R/$15 7:15AM
EARN POINTS 1PM FRIDAY TO 8PM SATURDAY(🙄)

SATURDAY 3R/$15 5:30 PM
EARN POINTS ONLY NO STREAKS THROUGH MONDAY
I'm going for those points to get back to Platinum so I can get my boost in Destination filters. I need them to live!😫 they help me drive longer and more efficiently.
 

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That's right. Lyft pax always go out of their way to groom themselves on their 6 minute ride to work at Jack in the Box, leaving their lovely shags of hair in your Priuses and Civics.
 

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SATURATED with Streaks now. Dumped a ton of them in my account Wednesday night. I don't remember all of the ones I did Wednesday and yesterday. I didn't do any this morning, but here's the latest...Check it out:
$12/3 3PM, 5PM, 7PM, 11PM

SATURDAY:
$15/3 3AM, 5AM,7AM,9AM,11AM, 1PM,5:30PM, 7PM, 11PM

SUNDAY:
$15/3 1AM, 3AM,5AM,7AM,9AM,11AM 3PM

Yes, these are Gryft Bonus Streaks.
Tell me how to squeeze in the Uber Quest that started this morning at 4am and ends Monday morning 4am?

20R/$45, 30/$95 ,40/$180, 50R$250, 70R$410...
🤑👍🏿🤦🏿‍♀️
 
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