I got lucky early this morning.
Took a local west side ping, and she was going to LAX.
She sits up front, and asked me to stop at Starbucks, but I said they were not open yet. She asks me to drive over and wait in the lot till they open, and she will make it worthwhile. I drive over and start to park in front of the entance, and she says to park in the corner of the lot, because she doesn't want to rush them when they come in in 15 minutes minutes.
I'm ready to tell her I'm not waiting 15 minutes, but she starts stroking my thigh
She asked me how old I am, and tells me I look just like her 20 year old son that just graduated. She's going to help move to DC this week.
She spent the next 10 minutes making me Ultimately Ready to fall asleep.
Then one of the baristas parked next to us. She was done, and how getting herself together.
She asked me if I wanted anything, or if I wanted to come in. She suggested we could do the restroom if I was up for that.
I let her go grab her coffee. She came out with 2 shorts and said their 5 shots each.
I'm driving to LAX and don't drink my coffee so she downs the 2nd one herself. She was tiny. I don't know How she survived with 10 shots.
We get to terminal 4 and I grab her bag And she gets me hot big hug and And kisses me on the mouth while 2 of the cops are watching. The one cop laughs and says I've got a start driving Uber.
I watch her walk into the terminal and go round jump back in the car and see she left me I huge tip on The dashboard.
And I thought the favor in the parking lot was What she meant by making it worthwhile.
