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Drove up to the pickup point...

Right in front of the bar...

Account holder wants me...

to pick up Eve...bouncer gets her...

Here she comes...sloppy drunk...OMG...

she opens back door then it happens...

She turns around and empties beer bottle on someone...

And then throws the bottle...

Half in and half out of the backseat...

Then it happens...8>O

she steps half out swinging...OMG...

It's on...butt...

opportunity presents itself...

My door was clear and as soon as I could...I stepped on the gas...

No one touched...back door slams closed...

Immediately hit cancel no charge...

And washed my little monkey hands...

Perfect...clean get away...8>)

And once again the monkey triumps...

Rakos
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Cool story bro, we're all better for that.
I thoroughly enjoyed visualizing this event unfold in the eloquent prose of our forum's esteemed primate lover.
It was eminently more entertaining and enlightening than a tale of some loser flossing while admiring himself in the mirror.
Rock on Rakos!
 

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I thoroughly enjoyed visualizing this event unfold in the eloquent prose of our forum's esteemed primate lover.
It was much more entertaining and enlightening than a tale of some loser flossing while admiring himself in the mirror.
Rock on Rakos!
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Drove up to the pickup point...

Right in front of the bar...

Account holder wants me...

to pick up Eve...bouncer gets her...

Here she comes...sloppy drunk...OMG...

she opens back door then it happens...

She turns around and empties beer bottle on someone...

And then throws the bottle...

Half in and half out of the backseat...

Then it happens...8>O

she steps half out swinging...OMG...

It's on...butt...

opportunity presents itself...

My door was clear and as soon as I could...I stepped on the gas...

No one touched...back door slams closed...

Immediately hit cancel no charge...

And washed my little monkey hands...

Perfect...clean get away...8>)

And once again the monkey triumps...

Rakos
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Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, Man this reminds me of the movie, Bedtime For Bonzo, with ronald reagan,ex Pres of the USA, JMO WAY to go
 

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Drove up to the pickup point...

Right in front of the bar...

Account holder wants me...

to pick up Eve...bouncer gets her...

Here she comes...sloppy drunk...OMG...

she opens back door then it happens...

She turns around and empties beer bottle on someone...

And then throws the bottle...

Half in and half out of the backseat...

Then it happens...8>O

she steps half out swinging...OMG...

It's on...butt...

opportunity presents itself...

My door was clear and as soon as I could...I stepped on the gas...

No one touched...back door slams closed...

Immediately hit cancel no charge...

And washed my little monkey hands...

Perfect...clean get away...8>)

And once again the monkey triumps...

Rakos
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Well played sir
 

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Drove up to the pickup point...

Right in front of the bar...

Account holder wants me...

to pick up Eve...bouncer gets her...

Here she comes...sloppy drunk...OMG...

she opens back door then it happens...

She turns around and empties beer bottle on someone...

And then throws the bottle...

Half in and half out of the backseat...

Then it happens...8>O

she steps half out swinging...OMG...

It's on...butt...

opportunity presents itself...

My door was clear and as soon as I could...I stepped on the gas...

No one touched...back door slams closed...

Immediately hit cancel no charge...

And washed my little monkey hands...

Perfect...clean get away...8>)

And once again the monkey triumps...

Rakos
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Why the no charge though? 'Eff her. Tough shyte! If I'm showing up, I'm getting paid something at least!
 
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