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Unit description:
One (1) new roll of Trump toilet paper.
Condition: C10, MIB (mint, in box), Unopened
Starting Bid: US $100, 000.00
Will trade for new Mercedes S Clas, BMW 7 Series, or Gold Coast Condo, provided it is in a doorman building near the lake.

Venmo, Zelle, or US Certified checks only. (Do not lick envelope, use tape)

Items not accepted in trade include Uber or Lyft stock, or your 401k.

Unit is sold as is, no warranties, expressed or implied, and absolutely no refunds or returns.
Product warning: May lead to feeling of uncleanliness, may result in more fecal material than prior to using, nausea, vomiting, or slurring of speech.

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Waste of a post.
y'all got trump living in your heads rent free
Yeah, but he was an uninvited "guest", which is a key difference in the measure of one's character.

You will have to pay me $10000 to take it LOL
After driving to all the tarfets, costcos, and walmarts, someone is going to get desparate... I'm going to die wealthy! ;)
 
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