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Ok I know I've created a thread before called "Places to Avoid" Clearly this place should have been on that list. Every time I get a pick up there I'm surrounded by drunk, Squealing MallRats. Literally this is the 10th/ 11th/ Pike/ Pine streets of Ballard! Every time I get a ping out there I eagerly accept because I think/ hope it's a certain marine type restaurant nearby or one of the condos.
I get called there Saturday night around 11:20 pm. I pull up and a young professional looking man in a suit approaches my car. He's accompanied by two young women in floral dresses. As they settle in the guy sitting next to me yells to another young guy ( also in a suit) standing in the parking lot about 30 feet in front of my car, to get in the car. The other guy, who's name is Mike, is having none of it. He is slightly turned away from the front of my car, both hands clutching the front area of his pants, and I assume he is peeing on the parking lot due to the horrified/ disgusted looks of the other women and men leaving the venue and walking past him.
The guy next to me ( Tim, the account holder) screams, "MIKE!! Get in the *%#*%!! car!!" Mike looks back at us laughing, and turns back to the last group of women leaving the venue. They all recoil, looking down at the front of his pants, and quickly walk around him. Tim is cursing and screaming "Mike!! Mike!! Mike!!" The women in back are saying, "Omahgaaaawd!! I'm like totally not going out you (Tim) again if you bring him!" Tim is yelling at Mike, begging me to please, please, please don't cancel him, and trying to get the girls in the back to quiet down because they are not helping the situation right now.
"Omahgaaaawd!"
Mike turns towards me slightly and I see why the crowd was disgusted! He has his Willy sticking straight out of his zipper and is waving it at people. He laughs and turns more towards me and says, "I'm going to scare the Uber driver now!" I yell back out the window at him, "No your not!! You think you can scare me with that little thing! I've seen a bigger package on my neighbor's Pomeranian!!"
Mike throws back his head to the sky and busts out laughing. At that point Tim bolts from the car towards him and Mike, seeing Tim coming at him, finally puts "Microscopic Mike" back in his pants. At this point I realized what he had been doing. He had his left hand (out of my sight due to the angle) down the front of his pants, and his two fingers sticking out the front of his zipper. He was then holding his two left hand fingers with his right hand, as if he was peeing.
Tim grabbed Mike by the shoulders and shook him a couple of times before shoving him in my back seat. The girls screamed for him to zip his pants. Mike laughing, refused. Tim then told Mike he was walking home if he didn't zip up. Finally we were on our way. A good ride to Federal way.
My question......even though it was just his fingers, can he still be charged with Indecent Exposure if someone in the crowd had complained? There were cops sitting parked literally 1000 feet away the whole time, but never saw Mike's little stunt.
I get called there Saturday night around 11:20 pm. I pull up and a young professional looking man in a suit approaches my car. He's accompanied by two young women in floral dresses. As they settle in the guy sitting next to me yells to another young guy ( also in a suit) standing in the parking lot about 30 feet in front of my car, to get in the car. The other guy, who's name is Mike, is having none of it. He is slightly turned away from the front of my car, both hands clutching the front area of his pants, and I assume he is peeing on the parking lot due to the horrified/ disgusted looks of the other women and men leaving the venue and walking past him.
The guy next to me ( Tim, the account holder) screams, "MIKE!! Get in the *%#*%!! car!!" Mike looks back at us laughing, and turns back to the last group of women leaving the venue. They all recoil, looking down at the front of his pants, and quickly walk around him. Tim is cursing and screaming "Mike!! Mike!! Mike!!" The women in back are saying, "Omahgaaaawd!! I'm like totally not going out you (Tim) again if you bring him!" Tim is yelling at Mike, begging me to please, please, please don't cancel him, and trying to get the girls in the back to quiet down because they are not helping the situation right now.
"Omahgaaaawd!"
Mike turns towards me slightly and I see why the crowd was disgusted! He has his Willy sticking straight out of his zipper and is waving it at people. He laughs and turns more towards me and says, "I'm going to scare the Uber driver now!" I yell back out the window at him, "No your not!! You think you can scare me with that little thing! I've seen a bigger package on my neighbor's Pomeranian!!"
Mike throws back his head to the sky and busts out laughing. At that point Tim bolts from the car towards him and Mike, seeing Tim coming at him, finally puts "Microscopic Mike" back in his pants. At this point I realized what he had been doing. He had his left hand (out of my sight due to the angle) down the front of his pants, and his two fingers sticking out the front of his zipper. He was then holding his two left hand fingers with his right hand, as if he was peeing.
Tim grabbed Mike by the shoulders and shook him a couple of times before shoving him in my back seat. The girls screamed for him to zip his pants. Mike laughing, refused. Tim then told Mike he was walking home if he didn't zip up. Finally we were on our way. A good ride to Federal way.
My question......even though it was just his fingers, can he still be charged with Indecent Exposure if someone in the crowd had complained? There were cops sitting parked literally 1000 feet away the whole time, but never saw Mike's little stunt.
