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Pax calls just as the 5 minutes are up.

"Yeah, I'm just coming out."
"Are you disabled?" I ask.
"Yo, what?"
"Are you a, you know, registered handicapped person?"
"No. Why you asking that?"
"Well, when you requested me, I was 6 minutes away. And I've just sat here for another 5 minutes. So I make it that's 11 minutes you've had to get your dumb ass out here and you haven't managed it."

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Pax calls just as the 5 minutes are up.

"Yeah, I'm just coming out."
"Are you disabled?" I ask.
"Yo, what?"
"Are you a, you know, registered handicapped person?"
"No. Why you asking that?"
"Well, when you requested me, I was 6 minutes away. And I've just sat here for another 5 minutes. So I make it that's 11 minutes you've had to get your dumb ass out here and you haven't managed it."

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I waited 5 mins.
I called a pax before I cancel "are you taking a big dump?"
He said yes, I waited :)
 

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Pax calls just as the 5 minutes are up.

"Yeah, I'm just coming out."
"Are you disabled?" I ask.
"Yo, what?"
"Are you a, you know, registered handicapped person?"
"No. Why you asking that?"
"Well, when you requested me, I was 6 minutes away. And I've just sat here for another 5 minutes. So I make it that's 11 minutes you've had to get your dumb ass out here and you haven't managed it."

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:D:p:cool:

You had me at 'dumb ass'.

that guy is a:

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Pax calls just as the 5 minutes are up.

"Yeah, I'm just coming out."
"Are you disabled?" I ask.
"Yo, what?"
"Are you a, you know, registered handicapped person?"
"No. Why you asking that?"
"Well, when you requested me, I was 6 minutes away. And I've just sat here for another 5 minutes. So I make it that's 11 minutes you've had to get your dumb ass out here and you haven't managed it."

Cancel no show.
 

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Pax calls just as the 5 minutes are up.

"Yeah, I'm just coming out."
"Are you disabled?" I ask.
"Yo, what?"
"Are you a, you know, registered handicapped person?"
"No. Why you asking that?"
"Well, when you requested me, I was 6 minutes away. And I've just sat here for another 5 minutes. So I make it that's 11 minutes you've had to get your dumb ass out here and you haven't managed it."

Cancel no show.
Haha. I always love your posts. Sarcasm with a cancel fee chaser.
 

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Pax calls just as the 5 minutes are up.

"Yeah, I'm just coming out."
"Are you disabled?" I ask.
"Yo, what?"
"Are you a, you know, registered handicapped person?"
"No. Why you asking that?"
"Well, when you requested me, I was 6 minutes away. And I've just sat here for another 5 minutes. So I make it that's 11 minutes you've had to get your dumb ass out here and you haven't managed it."

Cancel no show.
L M A O ! ! ! :p:eek::D
 
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