Is pax disabled?

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Lord Summerisle

Discussion Starter · Sep 5, 2017

Pax calls just as the 5 minutes are up.

"Yeah, I'm just coming out."
"Are you disabled?" I ask.
"Yo, what?"
"Are you a, you know, registered handicapped person?"
"No. Why you asking that?"
"Well, when you requested me, I was 6 minutes away. And I've just sat here for another 5 minutes. So I make it that's 11 minutes you've had to get your dumb ass out here and you haven't managed it."

Cancel no show.

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somedriverguy

· #2 · Sep 5, 2017

Pure gold.

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KimchiRiceSoNice

· #3 · Sep 5, 2017

Brilliant!

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Bluecrab

· #4 · Sep 5, 2017

Love it!

"Are you a registered handicapped person?"

LMAO. Sometimes you gotta ask...

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Woon

· #5 · Sep 5, 2017 (Edited)

Lord Summerisle said:
Pax calls just as the 5 minutes are up.

"Yeah, I'm just coming out."
"Are you disabled?" I ask.
"Yo, what?"
"Are you a, you know, registered handicapped person?"
"No. Why you asking that?"
"Well, when you requested me, I was 6 minutes away. And I've just sat here for another 5 minutes. So I make it that's 11 minutes you've had to get your dumb ass out here and you haven't managed it."

Cancel no show.

I waited 5 mins.
I called a pax before I cancel "are you taking a big dump?"
He said yes, I waited

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deadmile

· #6 · Sep 5, 2017

Made my day thanks Lord Summerisle and thanks Bluecrab (love when you show up)

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Uberdriver2710

· #7 · Sep 5, 2017

Lord Summerisle said:
Pax calls just as the 5 minutes are up.

"Yeah, I'm just coming out."
"Are you disabled?" I ask.
"Yo, what?"
"Are you a, you know, registered handicapped person?"
"No. Why you asking that?"
"Well, when you requested me, I was 6 minutes away. And I've just sat here for another 5 minutes. So I make it that's 11 minutes you've had to get your dumb ass out here and you haven't managed it."

Cancel no show.

You had me at 'dumb ass'.

that guy is a:

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elronaldo

· #8 · Sep 5, 2017

Kudos.

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Lord Summerisle

Discussion Starter · #9 · Sep 6, 2017

Woon said:
I waited 5 mins.
I called a pax before I cancel "are you taking a big dump?"
He said yes, I waited

Good job. Drivers have been deactivated for Accept Cancel Reason Big Dump.

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Adieu

· #10 · Sep 6, 2017 (Edited)

LAX paxhole

For all you apple iphone users, yes indeed yellow aligned left on android means INCOMING text

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LoveBC

· #11 · Sep 6, 2017

After 45 min that paxhole might be sore

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J_The_Driver

· #12 · Sep 6, 2017

Lord Summerisle said:
Pax calls just as the 5 minutes are up.

"Yeah, I'm just coming out."
"Are you disabled?" I ask.
"Yo, what?"
"Are you a, you know, registered handicapped person?"
"No. Why you asking that?"
"Well, when you requested me, I was 6 minutes away. And I've just sat here for another 5 minutes. So I make it that's 11 minutes you've had to get your dumb ass out here and you haven't managed it."

Cancel no show.

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Pig Pen

· #13 · Sep 6, 2017

Lord Summerisle said:
Pax calls just as the 5 minutes are up.

"Yeah, I'm just coming out."
"Are you disabled?" I ask.
"Yo, what?"
"Are you a, you know, registered handicapped person?"
"No. Why you asking that?"
"Well, when you requested me, I was 6 minutes away. And I've just sat here for another 5 minutes. So I make it that's 11 minutes you've had to get your dumb ass out here and you haven't managed it."

Cancel no show.

Haha. I always love your posts. Sarcasm with a cancel fee chaser.

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TheSnoozer

· #14 · Sep 6, 2017

Pig Pen said:
Haha. I always love your posts. Sarcasm with a cancel fee chaser.

Being honored by the Optimus Uber is quite the honor.

J_The_Driver said:

Looks like Driver J is back!!!!

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UberLaLa

· #15 · Sep 6, 2017

Lord Summerisle said:
Pax calls just as the 5 minutes are up.

"Yeah, I'm just coming out."
"Are you disabled?" I ask.
"Yo, what?"
"Are you a, you know, registered handicapped person?"
"No. Why you asking that?"
"Well, when you requested me, I was 6 minutes away. And I've just sat here for another 5 minutes. So I make it that's 11 minutes you've had to get your dumb ass out here and you haven't managed it."

Cancel no show.

L M A O ! ! !

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TheSnoozer

· #16 · Sep 6, 2017

UberLaLa said:
L M A O ! ! !

Looks like someone has the case of the "la la's" .

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UberLaLa

· #17 · Sep 6, 2017

TheSnoozer said:
Being honored by the Optimus Uber is quite the honor.

Looks like Driver J is back!!!!

Oh You....

TheSnoozer said:
Looks like someone has the case of the "la la's" .

I'm telling you...I LALA'd Out Loud on that one!

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TheSnoozer

· #18 · Sep 6, 2017

UberLaLa said:
Oh You....

I'm telling you...I LALA'd Out Loud on that one!

oh lala!

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UberLaLa

· #19 · Sep 6, 2017

This was so good I Liked every comment to give them all to Lord Summerisle

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deadmile

· #20 · Sep 6, 2017

Can we get this one featured??

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