[Matt_uber]

Is it me or do you guys have frequent college kids that try to have sex in your back seat! I mean it's rude I'm not a hortell!! I tell them to stop I have kids that sit back there during the week. Any similar stories?

 

[Old Town Uber]

Just peeps making out. They get touchy fealy but it isn't limited to just the college kids. Had some mid life crisis ones that do it too.

If you want to break it up just ask if they're willing to open it up to a third?

Seems to kill the moment for most. Well, one time it back fired on me. They were coked up

 

[GeladaMate]

Tell them a story about how you once charged a cleaning fee for mayonnaise stains on your seats $100 cause the guy didn't want to wait 5 mins to eat his Fish filet.

 

[billybengal]

Just peeps making out. They get touchy fealy but it isn't limited to just the college kids. Had some mid life crisis ones that do it too.

If you want to break it up just ask if they're willing to open it up to a third?

Seems to kill the moment for most. Well, one time it back fired on me. They were coked up

Good idea except..... with me it's mostly gay guys so I don't want to propose anything in case they actually would be open for a third.
Lucky for me it doesn't happen often. I drive Plus so I mostly drive businessman and rich ladies going shopping.

 

[TeleSki]

Carry a spray bottle filled with water and spray it on them if they start going to far.

 

[Old Town Uber]

Carry a spray bottle filled with water and spray it on them if they start going to far.

Like you do with dogs in heat, haha!!

Maybe add a little ammonia to it

 

[Genji]

Where is Frequent College? Never heard of it.

 

[Old Town Uber]

Where is Frequent College? Never heard of it.

fre·quent
adjective
ˈfrēkwənt/

1. 1.
   occurring or done on many occasions, in many cases, or in quick succession.
   "frequent changes in policy"
   synonyms: recurrent, recurring, repeated, periodic, continual, one after another,successive; More
   • 
     
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verb
frēˈkwent/

1. 1.
   visit (a place) often or habitually.
   "bars frequented by soldiers"
   synonyms: visit, patronize, spend time in, visit regularly, be a regular visitor to,haunt;
   informalhang out at
   "he frequented chic nightclubs"

 

[poopy]

Where is Frequent College? Never heard of it.

Next to the hortell...

I mean it's rude I'm not a hortell!!

*****-tell?

 

[groovyguru]

I had a skinny couple go at it like rabbits while cruising down Sunset Blvd. one night last year. Rolled the window down too. They wanted folks to see them. Then a few weeks later I noticed an uber bouncing down Rodeo Drive. The tinted windows blocked all the good stuff, but you could tell it was a skinny chick riding a skinny guy.

 

[daniel mondello]

You can make more money if you rent out
The back seat so they can have sex.....

 

[LAuberX]

I'm getting a mini van!
Black privacy curtains.. take all the seats out of the back

Nightime = UberShagWaggon

The rest of the time = UberAbduction

 

[Old Town Uber]

I'm getting a mini van!
Black privacy curtains.. take all the seats out of the back

UberShagWaggon

Not to mention you make more money with XL. Haha!!

 

[Old Town Uber]

The worst is when they kiss and you hear that slurping sound. It's like ****, who's swallowing who back there. Chew before you swallow your going to get indegestion

At least I think they're kissing. Uh-oh......

 

[Richard Cranium]

Is it me or do you guys have frequent college kids that try to have sex in your back seat! I mean it's rude I'm not a hortell!! I tell them to stop I have kids that sit back there during the week. Any similar stories?

Hell no, I would have slammed on the brakes to avoid hitting the squirrel... LOL

 

[Richard Cranium]

You can make more money if you rent out
The back seat so they can have sex.....

There is not enough Lysol for that

 

[davehaz]

Tell yhem you need them to sign a release, because of the cameras.

 

[FlDriver]

This is why I keep furry handcuffs, chains, and a ball gag in my car.

 

[Lyftonly]

Is it me or do you guys have frequent college kids that try to have sex in your back seat! I mean it's rude I'm not a hortell!! I tell them to stop I have kids that sit back there during the week. Any similar stories?

Ask them what their view on tipping Uber drivers is? That will kill the mood real fast! Real talk.

 

[XUberMike]

I am all for you are starting a new category.

We have UBER X

And our new category

UBER SE-X

It's $0.69 a minute and $6.90 a mile. Minimum fare is $6.90 but if you finish at the minimum fare I get to laugh at you when you leave and you can't rate me. You also get placed in the Minuteman Rated category and no good SE-X driver will pick you up again.

Hell I can see it now guys bragging about how much they're UBER SE-X bill was. Dude I picked up this chick at a party hooked up in the Uber SE-X car dropped $250. It was surging for sure