[Tedgey]

So I picked up these two tipsy ladies from Hotel Bel Aire where they'd gotten drunk accosted Brittany Spears in the bathroom (who claimed not to be Brittany Spears) and then had Brittany Spears bodyguard tell one of them that her voice was projecting, which is better than I can say for Brittany but I digress. While I was waiting for them the valet of all people told me the story so they must have been pretty obnoxious. But no matter to me, they were a lot of fun and we had some laughs as well as at least one moment of hard truth. "Maybe, " I said, "maybe she just wanted to eat dinner."

Nevertheless, one of them leaves a coat in my car and today I get this text...

Now I'm not one to hold someone's property hostage but I really don't feel like driving an hour to meet these two broads in another bar and give this horrible looking coat back.

"How can I get this back?" she asks.

There might be a way...

 

[Just Another Uber Drive]

Send it in an Uber.

 

[ChortlingCrison]

Now we'll find in the next episode of "Duck Dynasty" if and when the duck returns the coat.

 

[Replicant 84]

Send it in an Uber.

This is the only way I'll handle these from now on.

Edit for clarity: have the passenger request an Uber to have it picked up from me and returned.

 

[nostrils]

Ask for payment to return it and if they refuse, throw it in the nearest dumpster and swear you returned it.

 

[UberLaLa]

When you are next going out to drive, closest Starbucks to you give them that address. Turn your App on and see if you get the ping. If not, hand said coat over to lucky Uber Driver.

EzPz

 

[mandreyka]

So I picked up these two tipsy ladies from Hotel Bel Aire where they'd gotten drunk accosted Brittany Spears in the bathroom (who claimed not to be Brittany Spears) and then had Brittany Spears bodyguard tell one of them that her voice was projecting, which is better than I can say for Brittany but I digress. While I was waiting for them the valet of all people told me the story so they must have been pretty obnoxious. But no matter to me, they were a lot of fun and we had some laughs as well as at least one moment of hard truth. "Maybe, " I said, "maybe she just wanted to eat dinner."

Nevertheless, one of them leaves a coat in my car and today I get this text...

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Now I'm not one to hold someone's property hostage but I really don't feel like driving an hour to meet these two broads in another bar and give this horrible looking coat back.

"How can I get this back?" she asks.

There might be a way...

What coat?

 

[Travis -k]

This is the only way I'll handle these from now on.

Edit for clarity: have the passenger request an Uber to have it picked up from me and returned.

I would drive to a park during high boost, tell them to drop the pin on the car in the park and request UberX if you get the ping great, if another driver gets the ping tell them send him to get it. When he gets there lecture him on your fine uber principles and send him on his way while holding your hand out palm up and clearing your throat

 

[Bleach]

The misfits...great band.

 

[Travis -k]

Take it to Britney...girl be cold!

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No, it was a hot day and something reminded her of me...

 

[New Member 0001365427]

She looks a little.... mature.

High mileage, trade it in

 

[ChortlingCrison]

So I picked up these two tipsy ladies from Hotel Bel Aire where they'd gotten drunk accosted Brittany Spears in the bathroom (who claimed not to be Brittany Spears) and then had Brittany Spears bodyguard tell one of them that her voice was projecting, which is better than I can say for Brittany but I digress. While I was waiting for them the valet of all people told me the story so they must have been pretty obnoxious. But no matter to me, they were a lot of fun and we had some laughs as well as at least one moment of hard truth. "Maybe, " I said, "maybe she just wanted to eat dinner."

Nevertheless, one of them leaves a coat in my car and today I get this text...

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Now I'm not one to hold someone's property hostage but I really don't feel like driving an hour to meet these two broads in another bar and give this horrible looking coat back.

"How can I get this back?" she asks.

There might be a way...

the duck way is the better way!!

 

[Tedgey]

the duck way is the better way!!

Sometimes Crison you hit the nail right on the head.

Sometimes you shoot bursts of nails from a pneumatic nail gun in random directions too.

 

[wk1102]

The misfits...great band.

I got something to say... I got the jacket today..., how ya get doesn't matter much to me .... as long as I'm paid...

 

[mghtyred]

Drop it off at YOUR local PD. Tell the pax they can pick it up there. End of story.

 

[6XSurger]

So I picked up these two tipsy ladies from Hotel Bel Aire where they'd gotten drunk accosted Brittany Spears in the bathroom (who claimed not to be Brittany Spears) and then had Brittany Spears bodyguard tell one of them that her voice was projecting, which is better than I can say for Brittany but I digress. While I was waiting for them the valet of all people told me the story so they must have been pretty obnoxious. But no matter to me, they were a lot of fun and we had some laughs as well as at least one moment of hard truth. "Maybe, " I said, "maybe she just wanted to eat dinner."

Nevertheless, one of them leaves a coat in my car and today I get this text...

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Now I'm not one to hold someone's property hostage but I really don't feel like driving an hour to meet these two broads in another bar and give this horrible looking coat back.

"How can I get this back?" she asks.

There might be a way...

Ask if she wants to Duck around.

 

[Tedgey]

Update:

Follow up #2

 

[DeplorableDonald]

Update:

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Follow up #2

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The Pax must have some pull and bumped it stateside.

You got Darryl. I always get Unpronounceable.

Man has Britney hit the wall

 

[XLantics]

Postmates

 

[mghtyred]

At this point, you drive down to Redondo, you hand them the coat and tell them "YOU CAN MAIL IT!"

This is outrageous. You know if she doesn't mail you a check Fuber won't have your back. Not their problem. MAKE IT THEIR PROBLEM.