Hey guys, just a quick update...
My Uber driver showed up and he was an Elvis Presley impersonator. He was at least 50 pounds overweight and he had blonde curly hair, but other than that he looked the part. He even got out of the car and greeted me by shaking his hand in the air while swinging his hips. Nice touch!
I started to open the back door when he said 'you're riding shotgun with me Daddy-O!' So I got in the passenger seat and then realized he had a couple of passed out chicks in the back seats. Color me impressed!
Halfway to Atlanta he was telling me of his adventures in Las Vegas as well as his past-life as a treasure hunter on the Gulf of Mexico. It was about that time that his friends in the backseat had awoken and began making out. One of them started kissing him and the other started running her hands through my hair. I can tell he was getting worked up because his chick was smoking hot but he began rubbing his hand on my inner leg. Honest mistake!
Long story short, we arrived in Atlanta. We got out of the car and I went to pay him but he told me to keep it. I went to shake his hand but that is when he went through a series of hand movements, hip swings and overall gyrations. Then he told me "Peace" and drove off with his ho's. So long King!
Anyway, I was so moved I was going to do something about it...this guy deserved at least a 4.19 rating!!! So I logged onto uber to give him my rating and leave personal feedback. Ten minutes later the company got back to me and let me know that he WAS NOT an uber driver but they were going rate him anyway. Aint that a kick in the pants!
