[FLKeys]

Yesterday was an interesting day to say the least. Started my morning off with having a spicy Italian Sausage & Cheese Omelet with grilled onions, peppers, and mushrooms in it. Basically last nights left overs in an omelet. It was pretty good but boy did it give me some stinky gas. It was a slow day, posted about that here along with the long distance pick-up request I got: Walmart Long Pick-up

My first ride was a family leaving dinner back to their hotel, Dad up front, mom & two kids in the back. Girl complains quietly to mom that brother is farting, I could just barely hear her. I'm like great I can feel one coming and I have 6 miles to go. I know today's farts are paint peelers so I need to hold it. Then the girl blurts out gross, he is doing it again, my queue to let it let one quietly rip. I'm thinking to my self boy that felt good. Then the stink hits. Boy in back gets blamed for it all. After the trip ends I get an apology and a nice $10 tip.

Day continues to stay interesting, have the Uber app reversing the Pick-Up and Drop-Off instructions: App Issue
Scored a trip on Uber while heading to a Lyft pick-up: Double up
And had the shortest trip ever at 0.00 miles. Short trip

While not a bust day it was probably my most interesting day, at least in a long time.

 

[Invisible]

Thanks, this gave me a big laugh. While I feel bad for the kid getting blamed for it, it’s very funny. Interesting way to get tips.

 

[TheDevilisaParttimer]

Yesterday was an interesting day to say the least. Started my morning off with having a spicy Italian Sausage & Cheese Omelet with grilled onions, peppers, and mushrooms in it. Basically last nights left overs in an omelet. It was pretty good but boy did it give me some stinky gas. It was a slow day, posted about that here along with the long distance pick-up request I got: Walmart Long Pick-up

My first ride was a family leaving dinner back to their hotel, Dad up front, mom & two kids in the back. Girl complains quietly to mom that brother is farting, I could just barely hear her. I'm like great I can feel one coming and I have 6 miles to go. I know today's farts are paint peelers so I need to hold it. Then the girl blurts out gross, he is doing it again, my queue to let it let one quietly rip. I'm thinking to my self boy that felt good. Then the stink hits. Boy in back gets blamed for it all. After the trip ends I get an apology and a nice $10 tip.

Day continues to stay interesting, have the Uber app reversing the Pick-Up and Drop-Off instructions: App Issue
Scored a trip on Uber while heading to a Lyft pick-up: Double up
And had the shortest trip ever at 0.00 miles. Short trip

While not a bust day it was probably my most interesting day, at least in a long time.

 

[mikes424]

You should have told the pax your car runs on natural gas. LOL

 

[mmn]

Sounds consistent with what I know about Keys people...!

 

[FLKeys]

Thanks, this gave me a big laugh. While I feel bad for the kid getting blamed for it, it's very funny. Interesting way to get tips.

I kind of felt bad to but I felt better when I was done.

 

[Florida XL]

I will try that next time, might increase my tips.

 

[Iann]

I forgot I had a pax in the car and let a silent killer out.
30 second later I hear the back passenger window going down.
I didn't get a tip though.

 

[ANT 7]

Had a fifties something very well dressed female lawyer get in my car and while she was sitting herself down, she ripped out a big one. No smell, just a loud noise like in a comic sketch.

Got a $5 tip and we had a good laugh.

 

[BikingBob]

Am I the only one that holds them in when I am with passengers?

 

[FLKeys]

Am I the only one that holds them in when I am with passengers?

No, I generally do, however the opportunity presented its self so I took it. I could have held out the 8-10 minutes until I dropped them off but it was already getting uncomfortable. Pretty sure my breakfast combo that morning was not a good choice.

 

[Jake Air]

You're going to be sorry the first time you shart! lol

 

[mmn]

You're going to be sorry the first time you shart! lol

Handi-wipes...!

 

[RicoTasso]

Handi-wipes...!

Yeah but how you get that grease stain out of your car seat from the seepage?

 

[1.5xorbust]

Yeah trips like that make driving worthwhile.

 

[Ssgcraig]

Hearing one blame the other for a fart was your golden ticket.

 

[CJfrom619]

Yesterday was an interesting day to say the least. Started my morning off with having a spicy Italian Sausage & Cheese Omelet with grilled onions, peppers, and mushrooms in it. Basically last nights left overs in an omelet. It was pretty good but boy did it give me some stinky gas. It was a slow day, posted about that here along with the long distance pick-up request I got: Walmart Long Pick-up

My first ride was a family leaving dinner back to their hotel, Dad up front, mom & two kids in the back. Girl complains quietly to mom that brother is farting, I could just barely hear her. I'm like great I can feel one coming and I have 6 miles to go. I know today's farts are paint peelers so I need to hold it. Then the girl blurts out gross, he is doing it again, my queue to let it let one quietly rip. I'm thinking to my self boy that felt good. Then the stink hits. Boy in back gets blamed for it all. After the trip ends I get an apology and a nice $10 tip.

Day continues to stay interesting, have the Uber app reversing the Pick-Up and Drop-Off instructions: App Issue
Scored a trip on Uber while heading to a Lyft pick-up: Double up
And had the shortest trip ever at 0.00 miles. Short trip

While not a bust day it was probably my most interesting day, at least in a long time.

Im going to have to add this play into my playbook for future rides. 2019 strategies are on another level.

 

[Adfcalifornian]

I just did this to an eats customer. No tip ?

 

[Declineathon]

Totally loved your post!! Wouldnt want to go for a drive with you, but any dash cam footage? With bass boost?

 

[KD_LA]

Yesterday was an interesting day to say the least. Started my morning off with having a spicy Italian Sausage & Cheese Omelet with grilled onions, peppers, and mushrooms in it. Basically last nights left overs in an omelet. It was pretty good but boy did it give me some stinky gas. It was a slow day, posted about that here along with the long distance pick-up request I got: Walmart Long Pick-up

My first ride was a family leaving dinner back to their hotel, Dad up front, mom & two kids in the back. Girl complains quietly to mom that brother is farting, I could just barely hear her. I'm like great I can feel one coming and I have 6 miles to go. I know today's farts are paint peelers so I need to hold it. Then the girl blurts out gross, he is doing it again, my queue to let it let one quietly rip. I'm thinking to my self boy that felt good. Then the stink hits. Boy in back gets blamed for it all. After the trip ends I get an apology and a nice $10 tip.

Day continues to stay interesting, have the Uber app reversing the Pick-Up and Drop-Off instructions: App Issue
Scored a trip on Uber while heading to a Lyft pick-up: Double up
And had the shortest trip ever at 0.00 miles. Short trip

While not a bust day it was probably my most interesting day, at least in a long time.

Good thing you don't drive a Smart car.