[FormerTaxiDriver♧]

I took all my freaking shots, now there is deadly shit that came from abroad via Uber/Lyft cars.

 

[Cvillegordo]

I took all my freaking shots, now there is deadly shit that came from abroad via Uber/Lyft cars.

Did you get a coronavirus shot?

 

[ABC123DEF]

Oh, silly you. EVERYBODY'S getting a Coronavirus Cocktail. It's the in thing to keep from getting that pesky COVID-19 these days, ya know?

 

[FormerTaxiDriver♧]

Did you get a coronavirus shot?

We don't have one of those yet, but I got the latest synthetic flue shot. I spray my cab out with lysol. Suppossed to have a freaking UV light in the mail, but not here yet. Can't find no N95 masks in the store. I'm worried about my cash coming in contaminated.

I should be okay; as long as I don't INHALE!

Ohhhhh, THESE ARE THE DAYS

 

[Director T.Y. Sanchez]

Spray the cash with Lysol. You're welcome.

 

[KK2929]

I took all my freaking shots, now there is deadly shit that came from abroad via Uber/Lyft cars.

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Are you saying that Uber/Lyft cars are responsible for COVID-19 ?

 

[got a p]

I don't blame you. Lyft and Uber have been one of the primary transmission methods the virus used to get around America. Hopefully you at least have a barrier.

 

[Wolfgang Faust]

I took all my freaking shots, now there is deadly shit that came from abroad via Uber/Lyft cars.

I'm only driving regular clients.

 

[FormerTaxiDriver♧]

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Are you saying that Uber/Lyft cars are responsible for COVID-19 ?

I believe focusing on picking up at the airport as a niche; therefore, perpetually helped penetrate the population.

 

[got a p]

Not to mention once the virus became widespread a month ago Uber and Lyft spread it across America. I hold the company executives accountable for this, they should have shut down operations over a month ago. Just as bad are the passengers who were sick and used ride-share knowing full well that covd presents itself just like a cold or flu. The "if I get Corona I get Corona..." People.

 

[Zebonkey]

There's one shot, that takes care of everything.
You haven't taken it. Yet.

 

[Carlycat]

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Are you saying that Uber/Lyft cars are responsible for COVID-19 ?

Yeah they're responsible for allowing it to spread, they should've cut us all off as soon as they got wind of it.

I don't blame you. Lyft and Uber have been one of the primary transmission methods the virus used to get around America. Hopefully you at least have a barrier.

I just sneeze right back at em!

 

[UberBastid]

How can you tell if someone is a UL rider?
Do they tattoo them now?

 

[got a p]

How can you tell if someone is a UL rider?
Do they tattoo them now?

they tip $1 on a $70 tab 🤪

 

[UberBastid]

How can you tell if someone is a UL rider?
Do they tattoo them now?

they tip $1 on a $70 tab 🤪

** hand to forehead **

Of course .. stupid question.