[arto71]

http://laist.com/2015/09/11/it_doesnt_matter_how_pretty_the_ube.php

 

[Amsoil Uber Connect]

Giving a woman an email address does not work, she is ready right then and now, period. Turn her down and you will never see her again. Any attraction master will tell you that. Some women have a very high sex drive and no one man will do. Catch them in mid cycle and the probability goes up. Don't ask me how I know.

 

[Gemgirlla]

http://laist.com/2015/09/11/it_doesnt_matter_how_pretty_the_ube.php

Bad idea as he points out! A woman who is drunk cannot legally consent to sex. You end up potentially on the hook for rape if it doesn't go well. Not worth it. Be professional.

 

[THIRDEYE]

I picked up a male pax with 3 lady friends tonight. 2 of the ladies (a 6 blonde and a 9.5 brunette) invited me to come in, have some drinks, and go skinny dipping with them. Even more surprising (or not?) was the fact that the guy didn't try to cockblock and told me to come inside. I put in 10 hours at this point, determined as a mother****er to hit my Lyft driver bonus. I jokingly told them I wish I could... but I have 5 kids and 3 baby mamas to support. Of course, they were in disbelief. I managed to keep a straight face and tell them I truly am a proud father of 5. The response was "Damn! You have some strong swimmers! I want some of that." Bullet dodged...?


Please... someone tell me I dodged a bullet...

 

[JPinOC949]

If by "dodged a bullet" you mean potentially missed out on a night of epic debauchery, then yes... You dodged a bullet my friend!

 

[davehaz]

I had no idea I joined the Anti-Penthouse forum.

 

[UberFilter]

Maybe not the best decision, but given the opportunity, I'll treat her like a pancake and ihop all over her!

 

[Jedi Driver]

You guys are gross. And sort of hilarious.