I signed up 2 years ago.
I don't track mileage or any expenses I just cash out instantly when I need cash.
I probably shouldn't even be driving because I got a criminal speeding ticket a year ago.
I got caught with a small amount of marijuana in 2015 and never received the papers for court so at the end of 2016 I was driving passengers with an active warrant for my arrest.
When I first started driving I accidentally left some of that good stuff in my trunk and every time I hit a speed bump a nice odor transferred from the trunk into the car. After discussing this peculiar odor with me, my passenger left me a 5 star rating with a nice comment (when they used to have comments) on my account stating "Driver got that bomb
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I get too much enjoyment from driving sexy females, I'll just leave it at that for many reasons and you can use your imagination.
I dropped a lady at Safeway once and told her I would wait while she ran in but then a fat surge pinged and I left her instead of returning her back home.
I smoked a weed pen with and while driving passengers, they offered.
I smoke a lot of weed before and during shifts.
If I am doing Eats then I am blazing in my car the whole time.
I recently got my MMJ card and one time a passenger really wanted me to hook him up so I told him I would stop by the dispensary for him if he bought me a gram, he did and it was chill.
I once tried to video a drunk girl puking out the door of my passenger seat at the end of the ride and the flash went off. Nobody said anything I just hope they thought it was LED Flash Alerts?
One time on Eats, lady asked me to leave her food out on the porch as they went for a walk, I kept it.
One time I forgot I had a pizza in my Uber bag and was holding it to my side like a purse, hope it wasn't too messed up.
One time delivery instructions said meet in leasing office but she wasn't there, kept it.
Twice I have had customers text me saying oops wrong address, I kept the orders.
I might cancel if you do not put unit number.
I will not answer phone or text on UberEats orders, at all, ever.
Sometime I cancel because the food smells good.
Sometimes I cancel because I'm hungry
Sometimes I cancel because I think I'm hungry
Sometimes I cancel because my girlfriend is hungry.
Sometimes I cancel because the order is huge and I'm only about to make $4 on it.
I have gotten paid for EVERY single eats order I have cancelled and obviously kept the food.
I will absolutely skim any order that can be skimmed without customer noticing. (Fries, onion rings, potato skins, chips, drinks etc)
I'm thinking about getting a stapler for the very rare restaurants that staple their bags just so I can skim and re-staple.
I might stop briefly for gas, food, or drink during a delivery.
I have been pulled over for speeding with pax
One time I stopped in front of Whiskey Row DT Gilbert and this cop flipped a U turn, threw on his lights, hopped out and raged on me so I pulled around the corner and stopped behind those parked cars and less than 20 seconds later he did the same exact thing, put his lights on and jumped out and said, "Didn't we just have this conversation?" No traffic, me and pax had a laugh once the cop finally let me pick them up way around the corner.
One time I drove 4 incredibly obnoxious people that decided to play a "5 Questions to ask your Uber driver" game. As soon as they sit in the car, one lady from the backseat hands the guy next to me a chimichanga and some other random Mexican food?! As if they had to rush out of the restaurant because the Uber was here? Idk but at some point he decides that my cup holder is the best place to hold this unpackaged food. The passenger seat guy/game show host looked like Jack Nicholson and smiled just like him. The first question of their awesome game was, how old were you when you lost your virginity? Another question I remember was, what is your dream job? (as I'm driving for the worst possible company). Oh yea and one more question, What is the worst part of driving Uber (lol because he was the worst part of the job). As Jack was introducing the game I heard one lady behind me say "OMG I feel so bad". Anyway as they arrive. Jack Nicholson slowly smiles at me and says, "Thanks, it was a great time" and shakes my hand. I couldn't tell if he was so ignorant that he thought we had a good time or if he was so evil that he just wanted to smile at me like that. After they left I look down to see a chimichanga and some other mush in my cup holder. I throw it out the window, then I look back and there is other mush on the floor. Then I had a brilliant idea. I drove back around to pick up the chimichanga and put it back in my cup holder (I sure did pick up a chimichanga off the street). I took a photo, smashed the chimichanga and put it on the floor in the back seat and took more pictures. This took 5 minutes and I submitted to Uber for cleaning fee.
BAM 80$. Very satisfying just because how terrible the people were.
One time I pick up two guys on Mill. One is stumbling and his friend puts him in the backseat. They are going to Normal Ave so this was going to be a very lucrative trip. The drunk is basically spitting out the back window the whole time to avoid puking. He does puke and some of it does hit the outside of my car. Not a full puke spray at all just a quick wipe would clean up. I drop them off and take photos of the outside of my car. I inspect the inside of my car but could not find anything except this long white stream/drip. I touched it and it was dry so I was thinking hmmm? that wasn't him. Anyway, being aware of Uber's cleaning fee amounts (interior vs exterior) I decide to photograph this dry stream and submit with other photos as interior/exterior mess. BAM 40$. I realized later on it was my daughters ice cream on the interior. Kinda felt bad but I need money that's why I'm driving Uber.
Currently at 4.93 Rating with Pax. On eats I am 99% Satisfaction and 0% cancellation. Parts of me feel bad about all this but other parts of me say screw Goober because they screw so many of us drivers. I'm very curious how you guys and gals will feel about this but ultimately I write this post because I'm bored and I'm hoping that more drivers will start to sabotage as I have OR more customers will choose other companies to give their business to knowing this is happening. Doordash, Postmates, and Lyft tip well, why not Uber?
I don't track mileage or any expenses I just cash out instantly when I need cash.
I probably shouldn't even be driving because I got a criminal speeding ticket a year ago.
I got caught with a small amount of marijuana in 2015 and never received the papers for court so at the end of 2016 I was driving passengers with an active warrant for my arrest.
When I first started driving I accidentally left some of that good stuff in my trunk and every time I hit a speed bump a nice odor transferred from the trunk into the car. After discussing this peculiar odor with me, my passenger left me a 5 star rating with a nice comment (when they used to have comments) on my account stating "Driver got that bomb
"I get too much enjoyment from driving sexy females, I'll just leave it at that for many reasons and you can use your imagination.
I dropped a lady at Safeway once and told her I would wait while she ran in but then a fat surge pinged and I left her instead of returning her back home.
I smoked a weed pen with and while driving passengers, they offered.
I smoke a lot of weed before and during shifts.
If I am doing Eats then I am blazing in my car the whole time.
I recently got my MMJ card and one time a passenger really wanted me to hook him up so I told him I would stop by the dispensary for him if he bought me a gram, he did and it was chill.
I once tried to video a drunk girl puking out the door of my passenger seat at the end of the ride and the flash went off. Nobody said anything I just hope they thought it was LED Flash Alerts?
One time on Eats, lady asked me to leave her food out on the porch as they went for a walk, I kept it.
One time I forgot I had a pizza in my Uber bag and was holding it to my side like a purse, hope it wasn't too messed up.
One time delivery instructions said meet in leasing office but she wasn't there, kept it.
Twice I have had customers text me saying oops wrong address, I kept the orders.
I might cancel if you do not put unit number.
I will not answer phone or text on UberEats orders, at all, ever.
Sometime I cancel because the food smells good.
Sometimes I cancel because I'm hungry
Sometimes I cancel because I think I'm hungry
Sometimes I cancel because my girlfriend is hungry.
Sometimes I cancel because the order is huge and I'm only about to make $4 on it.
I have gotten paid for EVERY single eats order I have cancelled and obviously kept the food.
I will absolutely skim any order that can be skimmed without customer noticing. (Fries, onion rings, potato skins, chips, drinks etc)
I'm thinking about getting a stapler for the very rare restaurants that staple their bags just so I can skim and re-staple.
I might stop briefly for gas, food, or drink during a delivery.
I have been pulled over for speeding with pax
One time I stopped in front of Whiskey Row DT Gilbert and this cop flipped a U turn, threw on his lights, hopped out and raged on me so I pulled around the corner and stopped behind those parked cars and less than 20 seconds later he did the same exact thing, put his lights on and jumped out and said, "Didn't we just have this conversation?" No traffic, me and pax had a laugh once the cop finally let me pick them up way around the corner.
One time I drove 4 incredibly obnoxious people that decided to play a "5 Questions to ask your Uber driver" game. As soon as they sit in the car, one lady from the backseat hands the guy next to me a chimichanga and some other random Mexican food?! As if they had to rush out of the restaurant because the Uber was here? Idk but at some point he decides that my cup holder is the best place to hold this unpackaged food. The passenger seat guy/game show host looked like Jack Nicholson and smiled just like him. The first question of their awesome game was, how old were you when you lost your virginity? Another question I remember was, what is your dream job? (as I'm driving for the worst possible company). Oh yea and one more question, What is the worst part of driving Uber (lol because he was the worst part of the job). As Jack was introducing the game I heard one lady behind me say "OMG I feel so bad". Anyway as they arrive. Jack Nicholson slowly smiles at me and says, "Thanks, it was a great time" and shakes my hand. I couldn't tell if he was so ignorant that he thought we had a good time or if he was so evil that he just wanted to smile at me like that. After they left I look down to see a chimichanga and some other mush in my cup holder. I throw it out the window, then I look back and there is other mush on the floor. Then I had a brilliant idea. I drove back around to pick up the chimichanga and put it back in my cup holder (I sure did pick up a chimichanga off the street). I took a photo, smashed the chimichanga and put it on the floor in the back seat and took more pictures. This took 5 minutes and I submitted to Uber for cleaning fee.
BAM 80$. Very satisfying just because how terrible the people were.
One time I pick up two guys on Mill. One is stumbling and his friend puts him in the backseat. They are going to Normal Ave so this was going to be a very lucrative trip. The drunk is basically spitting out the back window the whole time to avoid puking. He does puke and some of it does hit the outside of my car. Not a full puke spray at all just a quick wipe would clean up. I drop them off and take photos of the outside of my car. I inspect the inside of my car but could not find anything except this long white stream/drip. I touched it and it was dry so I was thinking hmmm? that wasn't him. Anyway, being aware of Uber's cleaning fee amounts (interior vs exterior) I decide to photograph this dry stream and submit with other photos as interior/exterior mess. BAM 40$. I realized later on it was my daughters ice cream on the interior. Kinda felt bad but I need money that's why I'm driving Uber.
Currently at 4.93 Rating with Pax. On eats I am 99% Satisfaction and 0% cancellation. Parts of me feel bad about all this but other parts of me say screw Goober because they screw so many of us drivers. I'm very curious how you guys and gals will feel about this but ultimately I write this post because I'm bored and I'm hoping that more drivers will start to sabotage as I have OR more customers will choose other companies to give their business to knowing this is happening. Doordash, Postmates, and Lyft tip well, why not Uber?
