[Mkang14]

Not to scare you but when I was 17 I got a new rav4. Within a month of getting it I started drinking for the first time and couldnt hang. Sitting in the back I threw up all over. I got it professionally cleaned. I smelled the vomit for at least a year.

I suggest after getting it cleaned just keep spraying febreeze daily ?

 

[Mkang14]

this sits in my front seat....if you sit in my front seat, the drunkest person in your group holds this in their lap or you don't ride in my car. the drunkest person does not sit in front. drunks can't operate bags, but holding their head in this is unfallible and so far has prevented all puking.

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That's no joke! How big is it?

 

[Mkang14]

not quite big enough for a bowling ball...most of you could fit your head in it, holds about a gallon...I use it to wash my vehicles. I have leather cleaner, vinyl cleaner, glass cleaner, and a bunch of microfiber towels in it, but if some slush puppy evades my drunk radar, and I don't squeal the tires as they reach for the door handle, I dump the contents onto the front floor and they have to agree to hold the bucket. surprisingly, nobody's objected yet, but I chalk that up to not working the circuses and having really good drunk radar. (takes one to know one)...someone asks if I tolerated fornication in the car once. I handed them the bucket and said if they could keep the fluids in the bucket, I'd allow anything for $100...they sat quietly for the ride to Alexandria. Money talks, babe. I can't live on the dashcam footage royalties alone. I have a tab at the Paper Moon to settle.

You really allow anything for $100. Has anyone taken that offer?

 

[Mkang14]

I can be negotiated with....nobody has yet, so save up an extra C-note when you come to your first meet-up!

Not sure how I feel about paying for something I can easily get for free ?