[Robert Larrison]

5,600 Twitter peeps are doing the math

Elon Musk reportedly told investors that he planned to get rid of nearly 75% of Twitter's 7,500 workers

Elon Musk plans to gut Twitter's workforce, which stood to get smaller even if Musk didn't buy the company, according to a report by The Washington Post.

www.businessinsider.com

 

[Johnny Mnemonic]

Five thousand zoom-jockeys getting the kibosh should have a nice cooling effect on the economy.

 

[Robert Larrison]

All tech companies are cutting back staffing which makes an interesting turn on the WFH tug of war and the fact that WFH can be outsourced overseas like they were in Ukraine 🇺🇦

Elon's outbursts are mostly for attention of course but he is leveraging a lot of $$$ on this and banks like to hear this not more Foosball tables

 

[Toocutetofail]

Welcome 7,500 New uber ants!

 

[mikeslemonade]

Good, he’s firing people that don’t really work. 10 hour work weeks for example.

 

[Robert Larrison]

Good, he’s firing people that don’t really work. 10 hour work weeks for example.

Yeah 'bout that

We have noticed your STC's #'s are way down

Consider this your first notice
Maybe you should actually learn Mandarin so you can troll China's covid policies

 

[Robert Larrison]

Anyone want to be a VIP server at Twitter the night before the big deal goes down?

 

[Johnny Mnemonic]

Anyone want to be a VIP server at Twitter the night before the big deal goes down? View attachment 682414

Do I get to dip my balls in the aioli sauce?

Gee, I can't imagine what makes Elon think there's fat to be cut at Twitter. I mean it's not like they're wasting money on VIP parties or anything.

 

[Robert Larrison]

Do I get to dip my balls in the aioli sauce?

That is actually one of the serving stations

They are selling for $44billion
So yeah a party 🥳 is in order

 

[Aharm]

Welcome 7,500 New uber ants!

lol no way these tech ****ers will handle driving for uber.

we will see less demand though especially going into December.

 

[mikeslemonade]

Elon just fired the CEO and CFO of Twitter woohoo! Free up the speech and limit the stupid alogos!

 

[Johnny Mnemonic]

https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/27/tech/elon-musk-twitter/index.html

 

[Robert Larrison]

View attachment 682874

https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/27/tech/elon-musk-twitter/index.html

The ones on top have golden parachutes and tons of stock options

The WFH peeps and lower level anything is sweating bullets tonight

Those 3 top execs had $200 million in exit clauses