It's Taco Tuesday here in The Valley of the Sun. The Sandbar at Desert Ridge will be off the hook tonight. Hot little 20 something's running around in short shorts, and the girls will be equally dressed too. Lol.
Now I don't want to here any of you liberal snowflakes out there bashing me for this gender joke.
Yo Mama So Fat that when I tell her to haul a** it takes her four trips.
Yo Mama So Fat that when we're finished with sex I roll over two times and I'm still on the b*tch.
Yo Mama So Fat that when she stands next to a telephone pole it makes the number 10.