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I got a 5 minute ping to Hy-Vee to pick up "Gary". Driving down 86th Street dealing with road repairs, too many lights to mention. When I pulled up, there were three women, a baby in a car seat and a toddler. I'm like, who is Gary? The lady said "that's me" so I loaded up the car with the toddler standing between the lady's legs in the back seat. Not to mention they had 8 bags of groceries to load in the back. Where they going? Five blocks away. Made a whopping $4.60.
My last peep was an Indian dude. The minute he got in the car my gag reflex kicked in as I struggled for fresh air. His extreme body odor attempted to overtake my lungs as I scratched and dug at the electric window controls. Down baby down. Please dear God give me some air. Give me one star, I don't care... you be doing me a favor. I should have told him to get out and get a shower. $6.87 ride. Yeah, totally worth it. I stopped by Price Chopper to buy a can of Fabreze. Fortunately his fare paid for the can of smell kill spray.
I was done for the day. I could not face another $5 fare and have to smell pit odor bad enough to make a skunk gag.
Big day, a whopping $27. Yeah, that'll buy me some gas and a can of Dew.
My last peep was an Indian dude. The minute he got in the car my gag reflex kicked in as I struggled for fresh air. His extreme body odor attempted to overtake my lungs as I scratched and dug at the electric window controls. Down baby down. Please dear God give me some air. Give me one star, I don't care... you be doing me a favor. I should have told him to get out and get a shower. $6.87 ride. Yeah, totally worth it. I stopped by Price Chopper to buy a can of Fabreze. Fortunately his fare paid for the can of smell kill spray.
I was done for the day. I could not face another $5 fare and have to smell pit odor bad enough to make a skunk gag.
Big day, a whopping $27. Yeah, that'll buy me some gas and a can of Dew.