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Once you've taken an Amish chick to a Bmore strip club and can look at yourself in the mirror the next day you can handle anything
I took a Christian Jesus freak to a nightclub and danced with him until 5 am. He almost kissed me until he remembered he was an effin Christian. He was like "I'm having the greatest time ever!" I will never forget the look of joy in his face. And my friends could not stop laughing at him. Or me. He was gorgeous. But I couldn't pull him to the dark side for anything. But for 5 hours, he walked the wild side. Oh yes. He walked the wild side.

Just call me Delilah. Or Jezebel.
 

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I took a Christian Jesus freak to a nightclub and danced with him until 5 am. He almost kissed me until he remembered he was an effin Christian. He was like "I'm having the greatest time ever!" I will never forget the look of joy in his face. And my friends could not stop laughing at him. Or me. He was gorgeous. But I couldn't pull him to the dark side for anything. But for 5 hours, he walked the wild side. Oh yes. He walked the wild side.

Just call me Delilah. Or Jezebel.
I'm do hard after reading this I could bust concrete
 

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I'm do hard after reading this I could bust concrete
Dood, I could have motorboated his balls.

I was a little trollop back in the day, running around with my jeans shorts, leather-lined pockets and halter tops. Now, I'm conservative and button up all the way to the top of my neck. College really are the sl*t days when you get to experiment on whatever you want before you close for business.
 
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