[SweetAmy]

I have had several pax make a pass at me and one even asked if I wanted to fool around in the parking lot of the strip club I just took him to. Also, friend of mine, who is a female driver, has actually gone on a date with one of her pax. We were sitting around drinking and laughing about it and I thought I'd share with you some of our jokes:

Pax: can I pick you up? I mean, can I ride you? I mean, can I have a ride?
Partner: not for free.

Pax: do you except tips?
partner: sure... But just the tip.

Pax: I've never been picked up by a girl before.
Partner: makes sense.

Partner: I work the night shift in montrose. Sometimes I take two at a time! Up to four, but it's a tight squeeze.

Pax: your car smells like an ashtray
Partner: I like to smoke cigarettes after I have sex with strangers.

And as we drank, the jokes got more rediculous, terrible and inappropriate, lol! Please share some of your own stories or jokes!

 

[chi1cabby]

Please share some of your own stories or jokes!

Here how's this one?

Funny or not funny?

 

[Kmiles]

I've been hit on many times too. I had a woman ask me to join her for lunch. Even had a guy rub himself in my front seat.

Unless they physically attack you, move on, UBER doesn't care.

 

[SweetAmy]

Hilarious

 

[GoneUber]

I do get smart remarks about a pax never having a female driver before. That's great and all.

I had a group of fabulous gay guys compliment my skin complexion- which totally made my day since I had no makeup on. Doesn't count as being hit on but I have a feeling I may be some sort of Skin Goals inspiration.

One pax got really fresh and asked for my opinion about something and I just said let me call my husband. We laughed it off.

One group of drunk male pax felt the need to explicitly breakdown Beyonce's Drunk in Love. A little awkward but it was kinda of funny. The actual requester kept apologizing for their behavior and asked that I rate just him. My overall response was that my husband is satisfied. I keep it pretty surface with pax and try to have fun with it. Unless they are creepy then I change subjects.

 

[RockinEZ]

 

[UberMensch2015]

Please report them. I'm a guy and I don't want passengers that treat women that way. Uber won't do anything but at least three will be record. It's inexcusable.

 

[RockinEZ]

I've been hit on many times too. I had a woman ask me to join her for lunch. Even had a guy rub himself in my front seat.

Unless they physically attack you, move on, UBER doesn't care.

Truth, Uber does not care in the least.
Buy a D-cell maglite to use as a club. Pepper spray, and a Taser.
Don't be afraid to use them.

 

[Bukrub]

Get hairspray. Just as effective but won't incapacitate you also in a closed car.

 

[Mr. T]

It's all fun and games until the 300lb "chick" try's to grab your dick

 

[Pubsber]

Im a straight male Uber driver and I got a massage from a straight male pax. Does that count?

 

[Mr. T]

Im a straight male Uber driver and I got a massage from a straight male pax. Does that count?

It's not gay if you don't make eye contact

 

[GoneUber]

It's not gay if you don't make eye contact

What?!? Lol!

 

[Sydney Uber]

It's all fun and games until the 300lb "chick" try's to grab your dick

Sounds like a great story Mr T! What happened next?

 

[Sydney Uber]

What?!? Lol!

It's not gay if you don't make eye contact

You learn that on Orientation day at State Prison

 

[Mr. T]

Sounds like a great story Mr T! What happened next?

I kicked her ass out a grocery store. I figured she'd feel like she was at home.

 

[Mr. T]

What?!? Lol!

It's just a joke. Lol

 

[RockinEZ]

Im a straight male Uber driver and I got a massage from a straight male pax. Does that count?

Enough to get him a couple of Taser darts in the face.
Never touch the driver.