[Ubertimes]

The other night my wife made a big pot of beans and damn they were good so I didn't just eat one bowl I had three bowls they were volcanic style of methane gas this type of gas is the kind of gas that burns paint right off your car almost every person that got in the car was like what the hell is that smell I'm like what's smell there's probably a garbage dump nearby and I'm laughing my butt off inside now imagine if somebody lit a cigarette inside my car it will blow the entire Car to smithereens

 

[Snowtop]

TMI

 

[jasper54c]

LMAO

 

[Bob Reynolds]

The other night my wife made a big pot of beans and damn they were good so I didn't just eat one bowl I had three bowls they were volcanic style of methane gas this type of gas is the kind of gas that burns paint right off your car almost every person that got in the car was like what the hell is that smell I'm like what's smell there's probably a garbage dump nearby and I'm laughing my butt off inside now imagine if somebody lit a cigarette inside my car it will blow the entire Car to smithereens

Congratulations you are a real Uber driver.

 

[Uberg00ber23]

Haha . And I'm to embarrassed to fart in my car when I'm online

 

[The Mollusk]

Rest satisfied that each and everyone of your clients now has a hint of what your colon smells like.

 

[DAG]

On a related note: a dude got into my car last week with a STRONG pot smell. Probably had been smoking. Was wearing a hoodie in 90° heat; so, I'm thinking he's a user AND A dealer. To avoid risk of confrontation, I rapidly delivered him to his destination, then went ofiline and hightailed out of there with all windows down to air out my car!

 

[The Mollusk]

Nothing wrong with a contact high my friend.

 

[uberlover]

On a related note: a dude got into my car last week with a STRONG pot smell. Probably had been smoking. Was wearing a hoodie in 90° heat; so, I'm thinking he's a user AND A dealer. To avoid risk of confrontation, I rapidly delivered him to his destination, then went ofiline and hightailed out of there with all windows down to air out my car!

That's very very very very common. I usually ask right away, "So, got the munchies?" The startled looks and gasps from half of them is worth the 1 star.

 

[Leknid]

Just blame it on the reclaimed water, I always fart and blame it on that!