[tipster98122]

Time to roll out the jitney buses, again!
It's UberHop 2.0.
Rolling out today in Seattle.

Uber, of course, says this will benefit drivers in what has to be the lamest and most r e t a r d e d spins yet-by reducing the number of turns we make in our cars!

From their press release: /s

Are you tired of picking up and transporting 1 person per trip?

Are you drained from of all those right and left turns you have to make on your trip for a single pax?

All that turning is exhausting!
And we, at Uber, are here to help.

We have been listening to your concerns these past few months on how we can improve Pool.

Express Pool-our newest offering-allows more people to ride cheaply. And, in turn, drivers have less wear and tear on their car as they make fewer turns.

It's a win-win for everyone! (But mostly for Uber because we make 2-4 times as much on each ride as we used to, wink wink.)

UberHop died quickly in Seattle because we refused to do it and because riders hated it.

Let's make sure to kill it again.

 

[dimwit_driver]

Are you tired of picking up and transporting 1 person per trip?

Are you drained from of all those right and left turns you have to make on your trip for a single pax?

All that turning is exhausting!

If someone can't handle driving around one person and making "all those right and left turns" then maybe he/she should reconsider the whole driving for Uber thing.

 

[mark_mark]

Hey Uber... Turn Dezzzz

 

[Brunch]

If someone can't handle driving around one person and making "all those right and left turns" then maybe he/she should reconsider the whole driving for Uber thing.

I prefer left turns, so I'm thinking about starting a career in Nascar.

 

[emdeplam]

You dont think about it too much, but lots of driving time is lots in right and left turns. Let's all remember we are paid by the mile and not much for sitting still. I think Express Pool is a huge win for us drivers.

 

[dimwit_driver]

You dont think about it too much, but lots of driving time is lots in right and left turns. Let's all remember we are paid by the mile and not much for sitting still. I think Express Pool is a huge win for us drivers.

Too bad there's no way to transfer my forum name to yours.

 

[emdeplam]

Too bad there's no way to transfer my forum name to yours.

Just basic math. I am paid with the wheels in motion

 

[heynow321]

You dont think about it too much, but lots of driving time is lots in right and left turns. Let's all remember we are paid by the mile and not much for sitting still. I think Express Pool is a huge win for us drivers.

Ok you are officially a boober shill.

 

[emdeplam]

Ok you are officially a boober shill.

I am just greatful that Uber spends the time to understand MY business and MY economics and comes up with solutions that improve BOTH our bottom lines

 

[aspacepig]

Can't tell if Emdeplan is a troll or a shill. Great trolling but poor and transparent shilling.

 

[heynow321]

I am just greatful that Uber spends the time to understand MY business and MY economics and comes up with solutions that improve BOTH our bottom lines

Stop. You're going to make me vomit. I'm already hung over and very close to that point

Can't tell if Emdeplan is a troll or a shill. Great trolling but poor and transparent shilling.

Boober is greatful for drivers like him

 

[Ribak]

You dont think about it too much, but lots of driving time is lots in right and left turns. Let's all remember we are paid by the mile and not much for sitting still. I think Express Pool is a huge win for us drivers.

I usually look forward to reading your comments, but I am very disappointed in this one. I wish you the best of luck......I simply disagree with your positive view of Express Pool.

 

[IthurstwhenIP]

emdeplam

 

[Bozzy]

I am just greatful that Uber spends the time to understand MY business and MY economics and comes up with solutions that improve BOTH our bottom lines

You sound, delusional.

 

[Direwolfismyspiritanimal]

I am just greatful that Uber spends the time to understand MY business and MY economics and comes up with solutions that improve BOTH our bottom lines

I'm interested in how Dara's cojones taste. Confirm you know by liking this comment.
Edited: I knew it! Dara has plenty of shills on his tip.

 

[Yooper]

aint doing a single one of these ****ing things

 

[heynow321]

I'm interested in how Dara's cojones taste. Confirm you know by liking this comment.
Edited: I knew it! Dara has plenty of shills on his tip.

The way the company keeps presenting him is downright creepy. Anyone else pick up on that?

 

[Martin Kodiak]

The way the company keeps presenting him is downright creepy. Anyone else pick up on that?

Oh Heck yeah! He needs new PR people! Everything he is presenting is either creepy or contrived. I hate to say it, but he needs a "manly" makeover, his metro man (nothing wrong with that) persona and chalk talk presentation always seem to oppose each other.

 

[heynow321]

Oh Heck yeah! He needs new PR people! Everything he is presenting is either creepy or contrived. I hate to say it, but he needs a "manly" makeover, his metro man (nothing wrong with that) persona and chalk talk presentation always seem to oppose each other.

lambo, it might be b/c I'm high and it's 4 in the morning and someone drove me home, but i totally agree with you. It feels very culty the way they present him.

 

[mark_mark]

lambo, it might be b/c I'm high and it's 4 in the morning and someone drove me home, but i totally agree with you. It feels very culty the way they present him.

i think he's a robot caveman