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I'm very aware of Uber's stance that emotional support humans are prohibited from accompanying drivers who are transporting riders/customers. But I haven't seen Uber's policy on emotional support pets/animals accompanying drivers. Does Uber have one?

I've been wondering since I'm choosing to do way more rides than deliveries nowadays. I'd really like to bring Margarita, my little Stinkpot (more officially the Common Musk Turtle) with me. Stinkpot types can be feisty and sometimes when they feel threatened they release a musty odor. Hence the nick : 'The Stinkpot'. Margarita prefers the pronoun thon (thons/thon’s/thonself). But Thon probably would only rare blow out in the car unless a rider got out of line or something weird. What do you think?
 

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I have been told that if you inform them that you have a service animal they will reduce your pax count by one and announce your codriver to pax, ie “Tom and Fido have arrived”.
I have not confirmed this so it might be a vicious rumor.
I doubt you will have luck getting a turtle classified as a service animal. Just get a carrier for it that you can secure out of pax space and go for it. Maybe you could make a terrarium that straps to the center console.
 

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I don’t know about that. I suspect a turtle in an aquarium might be interesting enough that people have fun with it and you could get better tips.
I don’t know anyone that has a turtle allergy. I would definitely want it in a container safe from customer fingers.
 

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Heisinbooger is a troll of epic proportion . No chance a turtle would be his support pet . I’d feel bad for the turtle if it was , hopefully turtles cant hear very good or the turtle would need an emotional support dog .
Maybe he needs the turtle for his flatulence problem, so he can blame it on the turtle.
 

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My little pet wears a collar and a leash. She sits in the front seat nude and barks at customers until they give her a biscuit.

When I carry four, she sits on my lap and drives.

She's my emotional support animal. 😁
You realize that if you have even a small accident with your dog in your lap the dog is dead as are your chances of collecting insurance.
 

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You realize that if you have even a small accident with your dog in your lap the dog is dead as are your chances of collecting insurance.
Dog? What dog?

Do you see a dog around here?

All you got is indecent exposure and that doesn't nullify the insurance. 😄
 

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Does she bark on command? 😀
Yea, I got to say "Speak, speak girl" and when she tries it's a bark, so then I give her my biscuit 🍪

So no I haven't any complaints with my service animal. 😄

I get a lot of round trips back to their hotel rooms for some reason. 🤔

I'd say "But your going to miss your dinner reservation"

They respond "Something came up" 😄
 

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Can I bring support Python. She's only 14 feet and I just fed her. You can tell by the stretched skin. Oh btw, you haven't had any dogs in your car lately have you. Cause that may up set her.
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I'm very aware of Uber's stance that emotional support humans are prohibited from accompanying drivers who are transporting riders/customers. But I haven't seen Uber's policy on emotional support pets/animals accompanying drivers. Does Uber have one?

I've been wondering since I'm choosing to do way more rides than deliveries nowadays. I'd really like to bring Margarita, my little Stinkpot (more officially the Common Musk Turtle) with me. Stinkpot types can be feisty and sometimes when they feel threatened they release a musty odor. Hence the nick : 'The Stinkpot'. Margarita prefers the pronoun thon (thons/thon’s/thonself). But Thon probably would only rare blow out in the car unless a rider got out of line or something weird. What do you think?
This explains a lot.
 
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