Driving to McHenry last night and the passenger has too many people. He decides to put three of his friends in my car, and use his own to take the rest home. So this woman who is 5' 4" and had to weigh 300, sits (barely) in front. Thankfully it's a short trip. She peels herself off the seat, and it turns out her pants are half off her butt. There I am driving away with this foul smell of sweaty ass lingering... I head for the nearest walgreens and get some baby wipes and a new Febreeze vent clip, do a little fast detailing and I'm off. Next ride is a pickup at The Cottage. Girl and guy get in, and we're off. She seems really quiet. What I didn't realize was she was wasted. We pull up to the destination and she barely gets her head out of the door before she's spewing on the driveway. Unfortunately, not all of it leaves the car. But the mess is mostly on the door sill and not the carpet or seat.
Two remarkable things about this experience. First, the BF is just sitting there, waiting for her to finish and I had to actually tell him to get out on his side, walk around and help her. WTH happened to chivalry?
The other remarkable thing was how fast Uber tacked on the $150 cleaning fee. I was impressed. And glad I already had baby wipes from earlier...