[Edddelos]

I should have kicked this kid out of my car, but the destination was far and under a 2x surge. Mr. Twinkie made an appearance within 2 minutes of the trip start, I did not SEE or bothered looking but I heard squishy sound coming from the back seat. Single passenger. Gross passengers, I should have reported this, but doubtful Uber would do anything to their precious customer.

 

[AJUber]

did he finish?

 

[Edddelos]

Not sure if he "finished". But I did wipe down the door handle inside just to be courteous to the next passenger, which by the way was a girl.

 

[Casuale Haberdasher]

I should have kicked this kid out of my car, but the destination was far and under a 2x surge. Mr. Twinkie made an appearance within 2 minutes of the trip start, I did not SEE or bothered looking but I heard squishy sound coming from the back seat. Single passenger. Gross passengers, I should have reported this, but doubtful Uber would do anything to their precious customer.

POST # 1/Edddelos : Caught You peeking,
"Twinkie Looker"...
live and LEARN..........
LEARN by Reading from the Half-Million
Messages, here on UPNF, the ...ONLY...
SOURCE of Information on dealing w/
Squishy Sounding, MonkeySpanking,
Carrot Waxing, Onanist PAX insistent
on Exposing the Old John Thomas with
Very Poor control of their Hypersexual-
ized Urges.

One Question: Ya think the Porn
in the Backseat MIGHT HAVE been,
in retrospect, a bad idea ?

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Casuale Haberdasher.

 

[Edddelos]

Those usually disappear with the first passenger...that or they have a "contribution" stuck between the pages. Lol.

 

[uberissohonest]

you should have offered to help him...go the extra mile for that 5*'s that will help feed and clothe yo chirren and shit. lend a helping handy.

 

[Chicago-uber]

I'm pretty sure I had a lady breastfeed her child in my backseat. I was afraid to look. Lol.

 

[itsablackmarket]

drive to a bridge, throw him off, and claim he was suicidal.

 

[JimS]

Did ya 1* him???

 

[Edddelos]

Did ya 1* him???

Yes I gave him 1 star...he is the second passenger that recieved low score, and mind you I have given hundreds of rides.

Passengers that start eating in my car get 3 stars.
Passengers that leave trash behind get 2 stars.

 

[SumGuy]

You don't really know for sure he was jacking it. He could of been fingering his butthole for all you know.

 

[Casuale Haberdasher]

You don't really know for sure he was jacking it. He could of been fingering his butthole for all you know.

POST # 11/SumGuy: Last week, Chris
Hardwick of Comedy
Central's "@Midnight" offered this
Amusant Ass.......essment:

"ONE in the Pink. TWO in the Stink!"

Bison Chortling.

 

[Sebikun20]

When I read Mr. Twinkie I thought he was eating a twinkie, then I saw it said squishy omg im laughing...

 

[McGillicutty]

POST # 11/SumGuy: Last week, Chris
Hardwick of Comedy
Central's "@Midnight" offered this
Amusant Ass.......essment:

"ONE in the Pink. TWO in the Stink!"

Bison Chortling.

Bison,

I didn't hear Hardwick's reference, but that used to be a "thing" commonly referred to as "The Shocker."

 

[Casuale Haberdasher]

Bison,

I didn't hear Hardwick's reference, but that used to be a "thing" commonly referred to as "The Shocker."

POST #:14/McGillicutty: Although it
WASN'T....the Category
at the time, it COULD HAVE BEEN:

☆"Fast Times in #[F]Uber's Backseat"☆

Edddelos : See what YOU started ?
Serious Mentoring needed and Zestual
Snickering breaking out like Gratuitous
Queefing on South Park !

 

[ATLrider]

no tip?

 

[TaylorHamNCheez]

I should have kicked this kid out of my car, but the destination was far and under a 2x surge. Mr. Twinkie made an appearance within 2 minutes of the trip start, I did not SEE or bothered looking but I heard squishy sound coming from the back seat. Single passenger. Gross passengers, I should have reported this, but doubtful Uber would do anything to their precious customer.

And you didn't offer him a cold water, a mint or a happy ending blowhob? You sir deserve that 1 star that you got.

 

[KeJorn]

Better check the ceiling for that 'special sauce' stain... ugh LOL