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I should have kicked this kid out of my car, but the destination was far and under a 2x surge. Mr. Twinkie made an appearance within 2 minutes of the trip start, I did not SEE or bothered looking but I heard squishy sound coming from the back seat. Single passenger. Gross passengers, I should have reported this, but doubtful Uber would do anything to their precious customer.
 

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Not sure if he "finished". But I did wipe down the door handle inside just to be courteous to the next passenger, which by the way was a girl.
 

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I should have kicked this kid out of my car, but the destination was far and under a 2x surge. Mr. Twinkie made an appearance within 2 minutes of the trip start, I did not SEE or bothered looking but I heard squishy sound coming from the back seat. Single passenger. Gross passengers, I should have reported this, but doubtful Uber would do anything to their precious customer.
POST # 1/Edddelos : Caught You peeking,
"Twinkie Looker"...
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Messages, here on UPNF, the ...ONLY...
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Carrot Waxing, Onanist PAX insistent
on Exposing the Old John Thomas with
Very Poor control of their Hypersexual-
ized Urges.

One Question: Ya think the Porn
in the Backseat MIGHT HAVE been,
in retrospect, a bad idea ?

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you should have offered to help him...go the extra mile for that 5*'s that will help feed and clothe yo chirren and shit. lend a helping handy.
 

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Did ya 1* him???
 
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You don't really know for sure he was jacking it. He could of been fingering his butthole for all you know.
POST # 11/SumGuy: Last week, Chris
Hardwick of Comedy
Central's "@Midnight" offered this
Amusant Ass.......essment:

"ONE in the Pink. TWO in the Stink!"

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Bison,

I didn't hear Hardwick's reference, but that used to be a "thing" commonly referred to as "The Shocker."
POST #:14/McGillicutty: Although it
WASN'T....the Category
at the time, it COULD HAVE BEEN:

"Fast Times in #[F]Uber's Backseat"

Edddelos : See what YOU started ?
Serious Mentoring needed and Zestual
Snickering breaking out like Gratuitous
Queefing on South Park !
 

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I should have kicked this kid out of my car, but the destination was far and under a 2x surge. Mr. Twinkie made an appearance within 2 minutes of the trip start, I did not SEE or bothered looking but I heard squishy sound coming from the back seat. Single passenger. Gross passengers, I should have reported this, but doubtful Uber would do anything to their precious customer.
And you didn't offer him a cold water, a mint or a happy ending blowhob? You sir deserve that 1 star that you got.
 

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Better check the ceiling for that 'special sauce' stain... ugh LOL
 
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