I'm glad you brought this up, he does! Here is a Bible verse off the top of my head:So what you are saying is this lord dude knows his shit?
What's the matter with you? Blasphemous much? I do agree, we should be more like the yuros and use a bidet.Using toilet paper is archaic, almost barbaric. It's like smearing creamy peanut butter all over a shag carpet. The Lord would like you to become enlightened while joining this Patriot in using a bidet.