[Pink Cerberus]

The psychology behind why toilet paper, of all things, is the latest coronavirus panic buy
https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/09/health/toilet-paper-shortages-novel-coronavirus-trnd/index.html

 

[Philbert]

Using toilet paper is archaic, almost barbaric. It’s like smearing creamy peanut butter all over a shag carpet. The Lord would like you to become enlightened while joining this Patriot in using a bidet.

 

[eazycc]

So is that why Trump threw paper towels at people during a Hurricane Maria press conference?

 

[Deadmiler69]

Using toilet paper is archaic, almost barbaric. It's like smearing creamy peanut butter all over a shag carpet. The Lord would like you to become enlightened while joining this Patriot in using a bidet.

So what you are saying is this lord dude knows his shit?

 

[Philbert]

So what you are saying is this lord dude knows his shit?

I'm glad you brought this up, he does! Here is a Bible verse off the top of my head:

Ezekiel 4:15

Then he said to me, "See, I assign to you cow's dung instead of human dung, on which you may prepare your bread."

Think about it.

 

[Leo.]

Using toilet paper is archaic, almost barbaric. It's like smearing creamy peanut butter all over a shag carpet. The Lord would like you to become enlightened while joining this Patriot in using a bidet.

What's the matter with you? Blasphemous much? I do agree, we should be more like the yuros and use a bidet.

 

[Pink Cerberus]

💩 flies in weird directions on UP.