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You all knew this was coming for a long time. The spineless subhuman X drivers of Charlotte allowed this beast to be born and it seems most drivers in the US, especially the spineless drivers of LA will just accept it. It's over! Accept fate! Resistance is futile! All will be assimulate! All your bases are belong to us now! Submit and praise Uber! You have no other purpose then supporting your community with Uber rides that are near free but pay part of your expenses. Accept or be outdated!

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You all knew this was coming for a long time. The spineless subhuman X drivers of Charlotte allowed this beast to be born and it seems most drivers in the US, especially the spineless drivers of LA will just accept it. It's over! Accept fate! Resistance is futile! All will be assimulate! All your bases are belong to us now! Submit and praise Uber! You have no other purpose then supporting your community with Uber rides that are near free but pay part of your expenses. Accept or be outdated!

Rohit III King of the Munbai slums and assitant manager at Uber support team

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What is this upfront surge pricing?
 

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What is this upfront surge pricing?
Hello thank for inquiry. Upfront pricing makes it easier to make more money by allowing Uber to charge customer proper marker rate. Do not be worried, your rate always remain the same and simple by paying you one rate regardless of what passanger is charged. I hope this makes it clear. Now back on the road, chop chop! Your community needs you! Lakisha is not going to make it from her project to the liquor market without your UberPool Express ride!

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Charlotte lost the battle... they let Uber take 80% of their rides. It's disgusting !
The Battle of Charlotte will go down into the history books as a major victory for Uber and a major turning point in the rideshare master-slave relationship.
 

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Please stop the Troll behavior of promoting this BS...
It is the future! None can stop it! Submit and praise Uber!

Indeed. There's nothing I despise more than a spineless Charlotte Uber driver. Rolling over for $2 minimum jobs in a $35,000 car.
Im surrounded by Idiots.
That new Prius won't pay for itself. That extra 3 dollar surge has to go to the note payments.
 

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We have to start thinking of way of how to turn this around. If we failed, Charlotte surge will become nation reality. Charlotte drivers failed us.
Instead of trying to think how to turn this around time will be better spent thinking how to completely get out of Uber and Lyft. It's done, it's over.

Ride sharing is mature market now on both sides. Uber has figured out how to tap into endless supply of desparate people that will drive for below minimum wage because their alternative is a minimum wage with constraints and a Boss.

All the workers that will soon be displaced by automation and layoffs are the future Uberpoo drivers. The low skill low barrier to entry X platform is dead for good.

Only removal of legal loopholes and regulation can stop Uber from fleecing both sides of this market.

The thinking drivers of this board probably represent less than 1% of all the drivers- the rest are very happy with the $2 bonus like the mini quests have shown.

This gig is over other than part time side hustle and only if you enjoy the other aspects of it and are having fun.
 

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Uber won't win the battle in LA or SF. No way
LA is second most visited city in the US.

Uber and lyft won't dare do this no hassle surge BS!!

They will lose the battle with drivers. And pickups will be long
Hahahahahaha!!!

Hahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha!!

You will submit! You will obey! You will take every pool with $2 dollar surge, you will be happy, you will tell all your friends to drive Uber! You will be made whole by Uber, Uber will teach you, Uber will show you the way. Uber is everything and nothing. You will enjoy the new surge and you will never cancel either, the button is just there as a formality. Drive Uber and live!

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Hahahahahaha!!!

Hahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha!!

You will submit! You will obey! You will take every pool with $2 dollar surge, you will be happy, you will tell all your friends to drive Uber! You will be made whole by Uber, Uber will teach you, Uber will show you the way. Uber is everything and nothing. You will enjoy the new surge and you will never cancel either, the button is just there as a formality. Drive Uber and live!

Rohit

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Spoken like a true ant
 

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Spoken like a true ant
You serve Uber! You will obey! When Uber gives you something you accept and thank Uber. You have been given a new shiny app and a new surge, be thankful! You belong to Uber! You will in time throw away your disobedience and become an true Uber driver. There is no ant or surge driver, there is only an Uber driver and he answers to Dara. Submit!

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You serve Uber! You will obey! When Uber gives you something you accept and thank Uber. You have been given a new shiny app and a new surge, be thankful! You belong to Uber! You will in time throw away your disobedience and become an true Uber driver. There is no ant or surge driver, there is only an Uber driver and he answers to Dara. Submit!

Rohit

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Ok Ted, lay off the vape pen and box wine
 
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