[Emptynesst]

So here’s my bear @&$&@ in the woods story

A grizzly bear is takin a $&@$ in the woods , when a fluffy white rabbit hops up next to him and the bear turns to the rabbit and says , hey , do you have have problems with $&@$ sticking to your fur ? And the cute little fluffy white rabbit says , no never happens to me , so the grizzly picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with said fluffy rabbit , hope that in a way answered your question

 

[Emptynesst]

American culture? What is that McDonald's and coca cola?

It's gonna be hard to find a funnier post than this in the forum today.

btw, since illegals can get drivers licenses and fake SS cards you can be sure they can sign up for Uber. I might add that the number of illegals taking rides has gone up too. You can kind of spot them by their look, their dress, and their lack of any knowledge whatsoever of American culture.

I have always liked that joke from the first time I heard it, it was my way of saying yes to the OP