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Reports out of SF near Uber HQ say a Los Angeles man that only goes by @UberIsAllFubared, is holding the entire technology department hostage. He keeps laughing and demanding they reinstall the multiplier function to the app. Appears to be mostly harmless as choice of weapon is a banana that he has turned black with a Sharpie and wrote GUN on the side with Whiteout.
As soon security gets him out, the technology team will be able to launch upfront fares. Thanks for your patience!
As soon security gets him out, the technology team will be able to launch upfront fares. Thanks for your patience!