[reg barclay]

Always check before sending. I said "left at door as requested". And this is what my phone thought I said:

 

[SinTaxERROR]

Left at door as requested.
Liquor in the front poker in the rear.

Sorry, my iPhone’s speech to text is behaving tonite… lol

 

[ColonyMark]

Haha!
One time my text said
I’m on my way with your order and I want to massage your grandmother.
That was weird

 

[Grubhubflub]

One time, I left a message saying "Front door" and hit send. I saw that it had come out as "Front dork', but I hit the delivered button before I caught it. I always make sure I check now.

 

[Cvillegordo]

Hilarious! I got embarrassed a couple times also, now I check very carefully.

 

[Heisenburger]

You guys are overachieving!

I'm just a lazy ass slacker who only sends custom messages that have been previously pinned (and fully edited) on my keyboard's (Gboard) clipboard.

 

[Mad_Jack_Flint]

Haha!
One time my text said
I’m on my way with your order and I want to massage your grandmother.
That was weird

Grandma comes to the door willing and happy to find out you were just bringing food!

 

[Ms. Mercenary]

You guys are overachieving!

I'm just a lazy ass slacker who only sends custom messages that have been previously pinned (and fully edited) on my keyboard's (Gboard) clipboard.

Yup. That’s what I do, too. Unless it’s a Regular I’m friendly with - they get custom ones.

 

[Cvillegordo]

Grandma comes to the door willing and happy to find out you were just bringing food!

My standard "At your door." has ended up as "You're the w.hore."

 

[Emptynesst]

Similar idea , I remember one time I was driving and I got cut off at the exact same time that my boss called me, instinctually I hit the phone to answer it, as I was being cut off and the first thing I said, was you stupid mother****er, what the **** is wrong with you you asshole, as my boss said, excuse me, I explained it to my boss at the time, and we had a good laugh about it, then it became a running joke between the two of us.

 

[Uberdriver2710]

 

[ColonyMark]

My standard "At your door." has ended up as "You're the w.hore."

I’m not sure, but some people might consider that offensive 😉

 

[ColonyMark]

Grandma comes to the door willing and happy to find out you were just bringing food!

Hmm, what else would I be bringing???

 

[Boca Ratman]

I sent one to my wife once,
was supposed to be:

"Get a gal of milk please."


But text to speech heard:

"I hate your f*****g guts and hope you die in a firey crash tonight."