Been depressed and stressed, as I am sure many of us are. I just want to share two stories from today that I couldn't help but roll my eyes at and laugh.
Every pax today (very few of them) was interesting. The first one smelled like he had shat his pants, got to enjoy that for about 20 minutes - then driving with every window down and the sunroof open.
But the two that stood out -
First was "John". Lyft ping. Address was not correct. Tried to call, no answer. Sent a message (thankfully we have some options on Lyft now for that), said he'd be right out.
Parked in a random driveway, on the pin, scanning. I finally saw a young girl leaving a house across the road on a different street, phone in hand.
Pulled up, she looked to be about 16. "How old are you?"
In a voice deeper than mine, by a long shot, "Um, 18?". F it! 😂 Off we went.
Next pax, Uber, nearby. Again, waiting game. Heavy set man finally emerges, carrying an enormous backpack with a bunch of survival gear on it, along with crap on his belt. His Mom waved goodbye.
BS smalltalk, then he got a call from "dispatch".
Hand to his ear (dude, mirrors exist), "yeah, I'm 10-8 (available for service, 10 codes aren't used in the area). Those boys from last night? Yeah, put them in seg.." etc etc
I bit my tongue because this was Uber. Impersonating an officer is a felony and I'm sure this dude is all about it. Laughed and drove off.
Scraping the bottom, folks. But at least it was interesting.
Every pax today (very few of them) was interesting. The first one smelled like he had shat his pants, got to enjoy that for about 20 minutes - then driving with every window down and the sunroof open.
But the two that stood out -
First was "John". Lyft ping. Address was not correct. Tried to call, no answer. Sent a message (thankfully we have some options on Lyft now for that), said he'd be right out.
Parked in a random driveway, on the pin, scanning. I finally saw a young girl leaving a house across the road on a different street, phone in hand.
Pulled up, she looked to be about 16. "How old are you?"
In a voice deeper than mine, by a long shot, "Um, 18?". F it! 😂 Off we went.
Next pax, Uber, nearby. Again, waiting game. Heavy set man finally emerges, carrying an enormous backpack with a bunch of survival gear on it, along with crap on his belt. His Mom waved goodbye.
BS smalltalk, then he got a call from "dispatch".
Hand to his ear (dude, mirrors exist), "yeah, I'm 10-8 (available for service, 10 codes aren't used in the area). Those boys from last night? Yeah, put them in seg.." etc etc
I bit my tongue because this was Uber. Impersonating an officer is a felony and I'm sure this dude is all about it. Laughed and drove off.
Scraping the bottom, folks. But at least it was interesting.