[Fuber in their faces]

So i recently got a new (2007, im not dumb) car to drive for lyft (and uber, but they fired me, so **** them) and I ****ING LOVE IT, except for one major pitfall...

It has an aux port.

Before, i had a 2014 and then 2013 explorer, both had bluetooth but couldnt be connected while the car was moving...no aux port.

I also had a volvo s40 base model that barely had a cd player.

But now...


If i hear one more ****er say "i wanna hear some crunchy tunes" and then play some ****ing wsp or some phish im gonna backhand them. How is an acoustic guitar cruchy??? Thats like the opposite of crunchy...

And dont get me started on the bullshit nursery rhyme rap...


Back in my day, when a rapper said a word, he would try to think of another word that rhymed with it. These assholes are saying the same word over and over and those idiots are paying then to do it...

Maybe if you took fewer percocets,

You could think of a word besides percocets ....


That is all.

 

[Bpr2]

Today "do you have an aux cord?" Actually I did but the passenger before you stole it. Yep he tugged it right out and ran off with him at drop off.

"Oh that sucks. 4 stars for you then." They blasted their music on their phone.

 

[Fuber in their faces]

Forgot to mention...i have a big phone, so i mount it up near the rearview...my aux and charger run up and over the rearview(to eliminate slack...6 speed so I cant be getting caught on wires.) And into the phone...it is very visible...