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He looks cute, right? Well?
This happened in a very nice, semi-rural area. The breed looked like the pic listed above but I think they were a mix of sorts. They were kind of muscular, compact and roughly 80-90 lbs each.
As I pulled down the street to complete a delivery, two of these dogs were just running loose in the street. They were running in front of my car and barking, but they didn't appear to be a threat. I was worried these two dumb asses would do something crazy and I would be forced to feel terrible for the next few months after hitting them, so I just started laying on my horn in order to make them scatter. It worked! Sweet!
I pull in, drop off the food, submit the photo, turn around and hello, both dogs emerge from the back of my vehicle. They were barking, foaming at the mouth, advancing and blocking me from opening my car door. I yelled "HEYYYY, RAHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHH" trying to scare them off but these bastards had 0 fear. I put my hand on the door handle, they moved forward. SHIT!
I look down and see a decent sized log next to my feet. I pick it up, move forward and again, try to scare them off. Again, no fear out of these two.
Last resort time.
I cock back the log and pump fake a throw. They didn't move and became more aggressive.
Ok *****. You've left me no choice. I throw a strike and hit one of them directly in the ribs. Oh yeah, he felt that one. They booked it and I got the hell out of there.
Phew...