[Alloverthemap]

And if not, would you like to help me implement one?

 

[Rakos]

Can we fantasize...

That we are making Hella bucks..

And planning a hawaii vacation...

To appeal to PeLe for a huge rate increase...

In honor of her massive eruption....

Giving us massive profits...8>)

Rakos

 

[Uber's Guber]

 

[Alloverthemap]

No. I see I'm being misconstrued. I mean something along the lines of a sports fantasy league. Could model it on baseball. $3-$4 ride a single, runners advance one base. $4.01-$5 -- 2-base single. $5-$6 a double and so on. Inning over when five minutes elapse between last rider drop off and next ping. First to ten runs wins. Everyone starts at the same time in the same region. At end of day winner gets the pot. Everyone antes up prior to day's drive. Will certainly force everyone to think strategically, though unicorn rides can win the day for someone whose tactics are faulty.

If done right and with impeccable oversight, I can envision a fair amount of drivers saying tell me more.

 

[Uber's Guber]

Everyone antes up prior to day's drive.

Most the drivers in my region are already anted up.

 

[Mista T]

I will bet that the next Uber driver arrested for rape comes from Miami. In fact, I will buy 2 spots and also take Nashville, what the heck.

I will bet that the next driver murdered in the US is killed in Indiana.

I will bet that the next Uber driver arrested for DUI is from.... uh..... Georgia.

I bet the next driver fired for carrying a gun is from.... Las Vegas.

I bet the next market to get a driver pay raise will be ..... hmmm..... that's never gonna happen, I will keep my money.

I bet the next pedestrian killed by an automated Uber is in.... Pittsburgh!!!

Let me know what other fantasy league betting options I can get in on, this is fun!!

 

[Uber's Guber]

I will bet that the next Uber driver arrested for rape comes from Miami. In fact, I will buy 2 spots and also take Nashville, what the heck.
I will bet that the next driver murdered in the US is killed in Indiana.
I will bet that the next Uber driver arrested for DUI is from.... uh..... Georgia.
I bet the next driver fired for carrying a gun is from.... Las Vegas.
I bet the next market to get a driver pay raise will be ..... hmmm..... that's never gonna happen, I will keep my money.
I bet the next pedestrian killed by an automated Uber is in.... Pittsburgh!!!
Let me know what other fantasy league betting options I can get in on, this is fun!!

I bet the next Uber driver with a dumb idea comes from Western Massachusetts.

 

[Alloverthemap]

Actually, the two events are independent of each other. Therefore, there's no reason two consecutive dumb ideas can't come from the same region. Hope I didn't destroy your illusions about lightning.