[yoyodyne]

Picked up a couple at a local bar this past weekend. I knew them and I met them at the patio. They were working on getting some cash together to be able to tip me. Into the conversation pops some jackwad spewing the following: "Hey! You shouldn't tip...it's against Uber's rules."

Sweet cream Jesus. I told him to STFU so he could allow me to accurately explain the concept of gratuity.