[BikingBob]

I figured I would pass this along

I picked a college couple up at a party the other week and he had been drinking heavily. He had thrown up a few times and had passed out on a bed about 4 hours before the ride according to their conversation. He wasn't crisp, but he was on the upswing and wasn't a threat to repeat on the ride. She on the other hand started drinking and mixing pills after he had passed out with her friends.

He was coherent enough on the ride that they were making plans for tomorrow and talking about the night's events. She was getting slower in her speech, drunker as her body was metabolizing the alcohol and prescription drugs she mixed.

She said to him "Bae, we've been together for 7 months now. I just want you to know that I love you"

And even though he's alert enough at this point, this guy pretends like he's still too drunk and just murmurs back gibberish like "raw raw, rup rup, ooh ooh" totally avoiding the commitment and girl.

 

[June132017]

Gotta play the field.

 

[YukonDew]

I figured I would pass this along

I picked a college couple up at a party the other week and he had been drinking heavily. He had thrown up a few times and had passed out on a bed about 4 hours before the ride according to their conversation. He wasn't crisp, but he was on the upswing and wasn't a threat to repeat on the ride. She on the other hand started drinking and mixing pills after he had passed out with her friends.

He was coherent enough on the ride that they were making plans for tomorrow and talking about the night's events. She was getting slower in her speech, drunker as her body was metabolizing the alcohol and prescription drugs she mixed.

She said to him "Bae, we've been together for 7 months now. I just want you to know that I love you"

And even though he's alert enough at this point, this guy pretends like he's still too drunk and just murmurs back gibberish like "raw raw, rup rup, ooh ooh" totally avoiding the commitment and girl.

Don't let UpYourUber get you down Biking Bob. Keep sharing your stories, that is what makes this forum interesting.

And it was a good story.

 

[henrygates]

Any woman who starts a sentence with "bae" isn't marriage material. And declaring her love in an Uber. After 7 months.

The guy made the right call with his response.

 

[negeorgia]

I gotta be honest, the he passed out with her friends part was where I thought the story was going.

 

[MadTownUberD]

I picked up a young couple about 9 months ago or so who had had a few drinks apparently and were play-fighting in the back seat. Like trying to slap each other in different places. And they kept saying "bish". Like "I'mma get you, Bish!" .(white of course). Nothing too exciting but it was amusing.

When you said "bae" it reminded me of that.

 

[Dontmakemepullauonyou]

I’ll give you a story I haven’t told on here yet.

3:30am bar rush crowd got me at 3x something. First thing the average looking couple asks me is if it’s ok to do drugs in my car. I’m like what kinda drugs cause I don’t want weed smoke and they like these kinds holding a bag of powder. Well they proceed to snort coke while I hit the freeway on 3x long way to their home. Guy then tipped me all the cash he had in his pocket like $40. Well a day later I get a request and it’s the same couple but this time going to the airport early morning again on a high surge ride and I’m like remember doing coke in my car couple nights ago. Guy goes “ oh yeah I lost my baggie of coke in your car I think did you find it” I’m like wtf so he processed to feel around under my passenger seat and goes oh here it is! So I did rides and everything else for over a day and a half with cocaine under my passenger seat.

 

[MadTownUberD]

I'll give you a story I haven't told on here yet.

3:30am bar rush crowd got me at 3x something. First thing the average looking couple asks me is if it's ok to do drugs in my car. I'm like what kinda drugs cause I don't want weed smoke and they like these kinds holding a bag of powder. Well they proceed to snort coke while I hit the freeway on 3x long way to their home. Guy then tipped me all the cash he had in his pocket like $40. Well a day later I get a request and it's the same couple but this time going to the airport early morning again on a high surge ride and I'm like remember doing coke in my car couple nights ago. Guy goes " oh yeah I lost my baggie of coke in your car I think did you find it" I'm like wtf so he processed to feel around under my passenger seat and goes oh here it is! So I did rides and everything else for over a day and a half with cocaine under my passenger seat.

Sounds like outstanding customer service! As long as you were able to avoid the boys in blue.

 

[negeorgia]

I'll give you a story I haven't told on here yet.

3:30am bar rush crowd got me at 3x something. First thing the average looking couple asks me is if it's ok to do drugs in my car. I'm like what kinda drugs cause I don't want weed smoke and they like these kinds holding a bag of powder. Well they proceed to snort coke while I hit the freeway on 3x long way to their home. Guy then tipped me all the cash he had in his pocket like $40. Well a day later I get a request and it's the same couple but this time going to the airport early morning again on a high surge ride and I'm like remember doing coke in my car couple nights ago. Guy goes " oh yeah I lost my baggie of coke in your car I think did you find it" I'm like wtf so he processed to feel around under my passenger seat and goes oh here it is! So I did rides and everything else for over a day and a half with cocaine under my passenger seat.

Wait a sec.... 3x, $40 cash tip and high surge trip to airport? I can't believe this.

 

[Dontmakemepullauonyou]

Wait a sec.... 3x, $40 cash tip and high surge trip to airport? I can't believe this.

2016 the last good ol days lol

 

[Rakos]

Imagine if you had found it...

Woohoo what a night...

You pick him up next trip...

And he asks you...

did You find my lost baggie...

Oh NO you say...

I ALWAYS check my backseat...

To make SURE nobody left ANYTHING...

sorry about that...8>)

Rakos

 

[daave1]

I gotta be honest, the he passed out with her friends part was where I thought the story was going.

Lol, I was thinking the same thing. A comma may have been appropriate somewhere in there.

 

[Mista T]

I figured I would pass this along

I picked a college couple up at a party the other week and he had been drinking heavily. He had thrown up a few times and had passed out on a bed about 4 hours before the ride according to their conversation. He wasn't crisp, but he was on the upswing and wasn't a threat to repeat on the ride. She on the other hand started drinking and mixing pills after he had passed out with her friends.

He was coherent enough on the ride that they were making plans for tomorrow and talking about the night's events. She was getting slower in her speech, drunker as her body was metabolizing the alcohol and prescription drugs she mixed.

She said to him "Bae, we've been together for 7 months now. I just want you to know that I love you"

And even though he's alert enough at this point, this guy pretends like he's still too drunk and just murmurs back gibberish like "raw raw, rup rup, ooh ooh" totally avoiding the commitment and girl.

Thinking with the lower head.

I'll give you a story I haven't told on here yet.

3:30am bar rush crowd got me at 3x something. First thing the average looking couple asks me is if it's ok to do drugs in my car. I'm like what kinda drugs cause I don't want weed smoke and they like these kinds holding a bag of powder. Well they proceed to snort coke while I hit the freeway on 3x long way to their home. Guy then tipped me all the cash he had in his pocket like $40. Well a day later I get a request and it's the same couple but this time going to the airport early morning again on a high surge ride and I'm like remember doing coke in my car couple nights ago. Guy goes " oh yeah I lost my baggie of coke in your car I think did you find it" I'm like wtf so he processed to feel around under my passenger seat and goes oh here it is! So I did rides and everything else for over a day and a half with cocaine under my passenger seat.

Haaaaaa, that's freakin' awesome! That'll teach you to search your vehicle every night, end of shift! Never know what you might find!! I am waiting for the big bag of cash that accidentally gets left behind...

 

[Clothahump]

That'll teach you to search your vehicle every night, end of shift! Never know what you might find!! I am waiting for the big bag of cash that accidentally gets left behind...

Or a dead midget.