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Absolutely AMAZED at the number of drivers out here driving around for 85 CENTS PER MILE and think they're making money!!! I mean, I'm blown away! I'm even witnessing luxury cars like Mercedes and Audi picking up X riders!

It's reasons like this that Uber can slash rates as they please.
 

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Absolutely AMAZED at the number of drivers out here driving around for 85 CENTS PER MILE and think they're making money!!! I mean, I'm blown away! I'm even witnessing luxury cars like Mercedes and Audi picking up X riders!

It's reasons like this that Uber can slash rates as they please.
Those people gotta eat! They would still drive if rates were cut again.... the question is, how low is finally too low?
 

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Absolutely AMAZED at the number of drivers out here driving around for 85 CENTS PER MILE and think they're making money!!! I mean, I'm blown away! I'm even witnessing luxury cars like Mercedes and Audi picking up X riders!

It's reasons like this that Uber can slash rates as they please.
Now you are talking I like your post:D
 

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Absolutely AMAZED at the number of drivers out here driving around for 85 CENTS PER MILE and think they're making money!!! I mean, I'm blown away! I'm even witnessing luxury cars like Mercedes and Audi picking up X riders!

It's reasons like this that Uber can slash rates as they please.
Just want to apologize for you docswife may be I was mistaken.
 
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