"I'm 'UberX driver Rob Lowe'... and I can't afford cable.. (or DirecTV). Care for some gum or a bottle of water?"
Uber Policies 101:
Travis Kalanick: "I love self-driving cars because I can fire Uber drivers."
Travis Kalanick: "Yeah, we call that Boob-er."
Emil Michael: “Nobody would know it was us.”
Brent Callinicos: “Because we can.”
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