[UL Lurker]

. . . when passengers protest, "Other drivers let me do it!"


Two Irish hunters from Belfast hired a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.
They bagged six.
As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot tells them the plane can take only three moose.
The two Irishmen objected strongly, stating, "Last year we shot six moose and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. Unfortunately, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few minutes after take off.
Climbing out of the wreck, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?"
Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

 

[UL Lurker]

Other drivers pick me up in this 60 MPH stretch of PCH with no shoulder!

Other drivers double park and wait on this busy major street while I figure out where my shoes are and go to the bathroom!! They don't make me walk to the building parking lot where it's safe for their car and safe for me!

Car seat laws don't apply to rideshare drivers!

 

[Brooklyn917]

Last driver took all six of us in his suv when we ordered black - Yeah f***k off.

 

[Dice Man]

Once an idiot passenger on a medical ride asked me to wait for him and Take him back.
I showed him the message that says “ fixed trip, no changes”

 

[Uberscum]

 

[UL Lurker]

I would want to run that dude over.

 

[Brandonbaghdady]

Last driver took all six of us in his suv when we ordered black - Yeah f***k off.

They’ve been doing that scam for a while. That’s why they always cancel on me when they order black. They’re trying to finesse their way into an Escalade.