[poopy]

This is almost identical to my story!

Except in mine, the $20 went towards the $110 new tire after debris in the street punctured my sidewall... oh, pax rated me a 1 for delayed/incomplete trip, left their half full Starbucks cup on its side spilled on my carpet, and while I didn't get to hit any free golf balls... the sensation I had was close -- like getting hit in the balls.

Uber-unicorns Sweetpea!

 

[poopy]

Thanks.

Today, so far so good.
Pax did vomit on the back of my seat and on my neck and head, but luckily it wasn't chunky... pretty clear... and the hat I'm wearing isn't my good one.

Uber-to-riches

 

[poopy]

Thanks for the encouraging words.

Actually the vomit incident could have been worse. A lot of it splashed off of me and onto the 3 Uber-Eats meals I was delivering that were on my passenger seat. Since the puke was clear and not chunky, it dried with no visible residue.

The one customer did ask what the weird smell was. I told him I don't eat Chinese food, so I don't know.

He smiled and said "5 for 5".
I wasn't sure what that meant, so later I reported 'serious concern with customer' on the app. It kinda sounded like he was sexually hitting on me.

Still waiting on the reply from Uber.

 

[poopy]

Thanks again.

You know you're the only one who has told me that, well besides my probation officer.

Sometimes we just have to appreciate the small things.

Uber-forward-my-fellow-troll-forum-friend

 

[poopy]

I'll puke, then rate him/her a 1 for not having Celine Dion on Spotify.

I demand value for my $4.00.