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Being a staunch royalist (snort...) I can't help but wonder why Prince Ranga and Princess Wannabee have named their firstborn, Sussex.

Why the name ending in X? This is highly unusual.

Are they about to line the next generation of Royal Ex's with fellow heirs and heiresses named Essex, Wessex and Norrex?

Or is there a simpler explanation? Is the latest in the line of British Royals just a very timely softening up of public opinion for the second offspring to be named......

ÜbereX !!!!!

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I see the alcohol from dinner is having a strong effect. I get it - the need to drown your sorrows with the maven lease pressing on one side and the hot bed rent on the other. I suggest freshly squeezed carrot juice - the vitamin C+B kick will clear your foggy mind my good friend and get you all raring to go on this beautiful post-strike Thursday. Them streets are lined with ripe fruit for the picking.
 

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So Baby Sussex is no longer. :frown:

Probably just as well. Imagine the poor kid going to school, having to fill out forms and applications for rugger, ballet heraldry, elocution and so forth and he places as his title - Prince, and then it all gets a bit confusing.

Sex - suss
Surname - Mountbatten

As the youngster grows, confusion reigns supreme and gender waxes and wanes in time with grandpaw Charles pronouncements on sustainable Camillas.

Reaching the age of 'enlightenment' our gender confused royal seeks solace as Governor of Tasmania where gender fluidity is embraced and encouraged with sponsorship of the government of the day - the Bob Brown Brownies.

The question on everybody's lips at this point however is, "is he a ranga?"

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Funniest thing of all is the most popular baby name in the UK now is Mohamed LOL
Hey, that really royally resonates doesn't it?

Mohammed Mountbatten Windsor.

You can just picture that crusty ol' bastard Prince Phillip screaming out, "I don't give **** Liz, I going to run over the little bastard in the Range Rover".

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Hey, that really royally resonates doesn't it?

Mohammed Mountbatten Windsor.

You can just picture that crusty ol' bastard Prince Phillip screaming out, "I don't give @@@@ Liz, I going to run over the little bastard in the Range Rover".

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The Greek Prince would have used the word black as well.No one escapes Phil's wrath and that includes family.
 

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The Greek Prince would have used the word black as well.No one escapes Phil's wrath and that includes family.
"Black" !! What do you mean black? Like Afro American black? Surely that is going to raise some questions.

Or maybe not.... Take a look at Prince Ranga. Does he look like James Hewitt or Prince Chuck at the same age? No one seems in the least bothered that Di got up to quite a deal more hanky panky that she is credited with. I'll say no more on that subject given the aligning of our stars in London.

Anyway, diversity is all the go these days, so I suppose if Granpaw Hewie had a bit of Caribbean influence in his bloodline this might have flowed through to young Archie. Unless of course, Princess Wannabee has already been following in Di's footsteps. :eek::eek:

No, I'm good thanks.

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The three stooges at the same age (apologies to all Chuckie's girlfriends)

Who of Jimbo (left) or Chuckie (right) looks more like Ranga's (middle) dad?
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"Black" !! What do you mean black? Like Afro American black? Surely that is going to raise some questions.

Or maybe not.... Take a look at Prince Ranga. Does he look like James Hewitt or Prince Chuck at the same age? No one seems in the least bothered that Di got up to quite a deal more hanky panky that she is credited with. I'll say no more on that subject given the aligning of our stars in London.

Anyway, diversity is all the go these days, so I suppose if Granpaw Hewie had a bit of Caribbean influence in his bloodline this might have flowed through to young Archie. Unless of course, Princess Wannabee has already been following in Di's footsteps. :eek::eek:

No, I'm good thanks.

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The three stooges at the same age (apologies to all Chuckie's girlfriends)

Who of Jimbo (left) or Chuckie (right) looks more like Ranga's (middle) dad?
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Lol.Looks like Jimbo is the papa. :redface:
 

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Lol.Looks like Jimbo is the papa. :redface:
Many people have come to the same conclusion.

Princess Di grew into a very confident and mature woman, and in doing so became a very naughty girl, quite happy to indulge in anything or anyone who took her panties fancy. I think you could say she was a bit of a player.

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Many people have come to the same conclusion.

Princess Di grew into a very confident and mature woman, and in doing so became a very naughty girl, quite happy to indulge in anything or anyone who took her panties fancy. I think you could say she was a bit of a player.

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Yes she was a good sport.Even Dodo got to play with her. :redface:However Prince Philip wasn't impressed with Di's choice of friends. :sneaky: :eek:
 

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Hey, that really royally resonates doesn't it?

Mohammed Mountbatten Windsor.

You can just picture that crusty ol' bastard Prince Phillip screaming out, "I don't give @@@@ Liz, I going to run over the little bastard in the Range Rover".
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Lol.Looks like Jimbo is the papa. :redface:
Jimbo?
And I'd always thought it was Lleyton Hewitt they were talking about.
I really must give up looking at those Woman's Day cover headlines in Woolies..
 

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So Baby Sussex is no longer. :frown:

Probably just as well. Imagine the poor kid going to school, having to fill out forms and applications for rugger, ballet heraldry, elocution and so forth and he places as his title - Prince, and then it all gets a bit confusing.

Sex - suss
Surname - Mountbatten

As the youngster grows, confusion reigns supreme and gender waxes and wanes in time with grandpaw Charles pronouncements on sustainable Camillas.

Reaching the age of 'enlightenment' our gender confused royal seeks solace as Governor of Tasmania where gender fluidity is embraced and encouraged with sponsorship of the government of the day - the Bob Brown Brownies.

The question on everybody's lips at this point however is, "is he a ranga?"

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Like his Grandfather!
 
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