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(rider gets into Ash_40's car).......

Ash_40: Oh sir, you are most humbly honoured to be riding in my Uber! I am Uber Number One driver! I have 4.89 rating!

Rider: Oh my God, Your Majesty, I can't get over my good fortune! My only regret is I haven't enough room to bow down and kiss your exalted feet!

Ash_40: You think I am stupid? You think I do not know when you are mocking me? You are mother******! I give you One Star!

(Rider laughs uproariously, raises butt cheek and passes wind, and decides to give Ash_40 Five Stars because He Is Such A Funny Fellow).
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