- Play Music from a Station with language you nor the passenger understand. Always Play it Loud!
Examples: Fairchild Radio FM 88.9 or CMR 101.3 FM
- Temperature: Setup the temp in the car to 20% higher than outside. 30 Celsius outside? the car should be set for 36 Celsius and if you got seat warmers go ahead and turn them on.
- Order off eBay or Amazon the following:
Shock Pen: You go to attempt to press it and it shocks you
Shock Gum: You go to attempt to pull it and it shocks you
Shock Lighter: PAX needs a lighter? sure thing here you go shock yourself
This should let them know Uber is a taxi not a washroom attendant at your service.
- Fart Spray: Annoying passenger in the car? just one spray and they will ask to leave in seconds!
- During Uber Pool Ride Pickups for the 2 minute countdown just lay on the horn, This works big time!
- When PAX have conversations just jump in and start adding to it or laughing uncontrollably.