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2nd pickup she was staggering drunk......

Dropped the first one off....

Her "So what are you doing tonight?"
Me "Driving you home"
Her "Wanna come home with me"

and we stopped for champagne and cigarettes first...

Normally would have been great right? Nope.....couldnt perform. The god damn VR is just so much better. The VR made me impotent for real women but thats ok, I prefer VR....

Now the funny part..... got back to car and i forgot to end the trip...... So I was a 6.75 per hour lyft driver gigalo who couldnt get it up......guess she got what she paid for...
Lol. :D I gotta ask. What's the VR?
 

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2nd pickup she was staggering drunk......

Dropped the first one off....

Her "So what are you doing tonight?"
Me "Driving you home"
Her "Wanna come home with me"

and we stopped for champagne and cigarettes first...

Normally would have been great right? Nope.....couldnt perform. The god damn VR is just so much better. The VR made me impotent for real women but thats ok, I prefer VR....

Now the funny part..... got back to car and i forgot to end the trip...... So I was a 6.75 per hour lyft driver gigalo who couldnt get it up......guess she got what she paid for...
Wth is vr
 

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2nd pickup she was staggering drunk......

Dropped the first one off....

Her "So what are you doing tonight?"
Me "Driving you home"
Her "Wanna come home with me"

and we stopped for champagne and cigarettes first...

Normally would have been great right? Nope.....couldnt perform. The god damn VR is just so much better. The VR made me impotent for real women but thats ok, I prefer VR....

Now the funny part..... got back to car and i forgot to end the trip...... So I was a 6.75 per hour lyft driver gigalo who couldnt get it up......guess she got what she paid for...
deadmile RUINED YOUR LIFE!
 

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If you get into this situation again.
Slap the girl and call her a *****.
She'll get mad, yell and push you.
You'll push her back.
Grab her and choke her a bit.

Look down and your pee pee will be ready to go
I dunno, he may need a little more than that. My guess is that getoutofmycar gets into a couple of those types of shoving matches daily, sometimes with librarians and even nuns...
 

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You ruined ... my .... life .... getoutofmycar will I ever be the same ?? I don't think so
I <3 this response everytime I see it.:D

If you get into this situation again.
Slap the girl and call her a *****.
She'll get mad, yell and push you.
You'll push her back.
Grab her and choke her a bit.

Look down and your pee pee will be ready to go
*takes notes* :cool:
 
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