Please post ideas for possible signs to post In Your car for stupid pax! Keep in mind this is just for fun! Not a real sign... but would love to hear your ideas!! Example: Attention: Unfortunately my ability to read minds is not working properly today!!! I will resort to using a G.P.S...

Late night drunk crowds can be so fun! The club district in my little city has a 2x2 section of blocks that the police close off to traffic between 10:30 and 2:30 every Friday and Saturday night. The locals know that if you are at one of the clubs there, you need to walk ONE BLOCK in order to...

Where the hell are these idiot PAX standing? Do they not use sidewalks anymore? I feel like every PAX is coming home from a tough mudder event... ...and then you have to wonder, how many idiot pax are going to leave 'cleanliness' complaints after the PAX before them f-d up the car.

This happened twice this week, where passengers had to SQUEEEZE on in on a overlapping line request. Two PAX seemed geniunely shocked upon encountering another passenger already in the car, like it was my fault or something. I had to explain it to them, like an IKEA sign: Oh?! You must...

Last night out in weho i think i got caught up in some b.s. I got a ping and before i even got there i could tell he was waiting in a spot that i wouldn't be able to pull over safely for too long if he wasn't already looking for me. So i slowed down and pulled over for like 10 seconds and looked...

I'm driving home with the app online. I get a ping that's not too far out of the way. I arrive at the location in a strip mall. There's one entrance to the business but two sides. Somehow and by good luck, I'm on what turns out to be the wrong side. So, after a few minutes I walk over to the...

Got a request to a city near the ORD. I turn around and head in the direction. Immediately I get a call from Pax telling me where they where. Tell me they are at the rideshare pickup area. I got them to confirm that they were at the airport. So I asked them if they were going to the address I...

Earlier this morning around 5am, I got a ping for pick up. I get to the location and I see an Uber driver pull up as well. After waiting 6 minutes, I was about to hit cancel and someone walks out to my car.. He then says "Are you uber?" and i said "No. I'm lyft." I then point to my left and...

Decided to drive for a few hours. First call pin in wrong location, been at these apts many times and always the same, so I text pax, are you in clubhouse (that's where the pin directs) or what bldg. number are you at. She says we'll be right down. Never answers my question. So I again request...