Looks like Charlotte Surge might finally get the bad publicity it so deserves.
A reporter is looking for examples of gouging:
"Over the last few weeks, we've been hearing from an...
I know you guys have it bad when it comes to Uber.
*Worst traffic in the country
*The douchiest most entitled riders (based on what I've read here) per capita
*Shit rates with $2.62 minimums
However, you have two things you should be grateful for:
1. True Multiplier Surge...
You guys knew it'd only be a matter of time until I found a way to put Uber in the negative using their new system.
As 3.75 said adapt and overcome.
Everyone needs to Mario Kart Sticky Surge and cost Uber money with this new abomination.
The Washington Post did an article on the white supremacists rally here Sunday. Reporter came to good old UPNet and got some feedback about the rally. Someone was able to slide in something about Charlotte Surge...
Well they just rolled out Charlotte Surge here in D.C. today.
For those of you that thought they'd keep it only to smaller markets, wrong. It hit us, and I'm sure it'll be there before too long.
You get this screen...
Then get this shit at the airport...
The real (female canine) is you...
Just curious if you guys got any Boost Zones this week?
D.C. got new Consecutive Trip incentives, but no Boost Zones except for very specific MLB All-Star game festivities.
This is them:
If this is Uber's idea of incentives, it should Surge red as a babboons ass.
Today's a federal holiday. D.C. is a government town. When the feds are off, a lot of ancillary businesses are too. What does this mean for demand for Uber? Jackshit.
So what does Uber do witb Boosts for afternoon rush hour? Big Boosts in the city, like this:
What does Uber do the rest of...
Why the fornicate do they geofence off the DCA Pig Pen from Surge?
My favorite, surge in the goddamn river and island but not the airport:
I'm the 'closest driver' yet you won't turn Surge on?
Screw a goat Dara
You have 1.9X Boost for upper N.W. D.C. and 1.2X/1.3x in Adams Morgan and that festering shthole of Connecticut Avenue between M Street and Dupont Circle.
Uber's run by Simple Jacks that are only slightly more intelligent than the complete Warrens running Lyft.
Screw a goat Dara
How about REALLY saying thanks and showing how much you appreciate drivers (LMFAO BAHAHAHAHA) by raising rates and quit fornicating both drivers and riders.
Can I take my compliments to the bank and exchange them for cash? No it's just something else to distract idiot ants from the dismal base...