Stories
Put my pants on - 20 seconds
Grab phone, keys, wallet, change - 15 seconds
Hurry to the car - 24 seconds
Total elapsed time - 59 seconds
Unless I'm not feelin' it, then:
Finish waking up - 2 minutes
Hit the head - 2 minutes
Put pants on - 1.5 minutes
Make sandwich - 2 minutes
Grab phone, keys...