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  1. Site Help and Suggestions
    As the forum says: "Let it all out. Someone must feel for you and your gripes." I suppose that means I can post w/e I want here. I can just let it all out. So I'm letting it all out. I got moderated by some childish jagoff with a weak self esteem and huge guilty conscience after making a joke...
  2. London
    WoW Boyz/Sisters just came back from TFL inspection , and guess my inspection failed .....why ? cuz I have latest model dash camera fitted in my car a Blackvue DR900s. Was told that the camera is not on the TLF approved dash camera list. But some of the links I found on the TFL's pdf approved...
  3. Chatter
    So I'm taking these two ******** home, way out in the country. As we are winding through the back roads we come to a store. There's a sign in the window that says "FREE SEX - Ask inside for details". These guys want to stop, and I'm kind of curious myself, so we pull in real quick. There's a...
  4. Chicago
    you deivers are a joke go find real work!!!!!
  5. Chatter
    I have this issue. I get diarrhea. Can't help it. It's in my genes.
  6. Chatter
    I tried Wookie meat the other day. Honestly, it was Chewey.
  7. Portland
    May the 4th. Be with you.
  8. Chatter
    Picked up a couple of ******* boys, was driving them through the country. Came upon a store with a sign in the window that said "Free sex! Ask inside for detail!" So we went in and there was a man behind the counter. One of the ******** (in a deep southern drawl) said "Tell us about this here...
  9. Chatter
    3 Tibetan monks died on Easter. They float on up to the Pearly Gates, where St Peter greets them. SP: "Sorry boys, you studied the wrong religion your entire lives, you cannot get into heaven. But you were morally of good character, and I'm in a good mood, so tell you what... If you can tell me...
  10. New York City
    Happened to me yesterday. That's one of the reasons to have a good dash-cam.
  11. New York City
    Would you guys put this frame on your back plates, for whose who start honking the millisecond after traffic light becomes green? :D
  12. Chatter
    A vegan, an atheist, and a Crossfitter all walk into a bar... I know this because they told everyone within two minutes.
  13. Ratings
    I have been driving for a long time on both platforms, but I got a 3 star rating some time this past week and I just don't understand what I could have done wrong!! The jerk pax are so .... jerky sometimes, and I can't figure out why I would be down rated FOR NO REASON!!!!!! - when I have to...
  14. Stories
    I picked up 3 rather large women and was taking them downtown. As they were talking I thought I detected a Scottish accent. I asked "Are you three ladies from Scotland?" They looked at each other silently, then one of the sneered at me and said "It's Wales, you idiot." I said "Oh, excuse me. Are...
  15. Los Angeles & Orange County
    My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "*******." He glared at me...
  16. Raleigh-Durham
    Just got this from Uber... For those scoring at home, my name isn't A089b99e85c1e9f567d0a7f95ace74aa Gotta love the tag line "Our commitment to you" from the Tech company.
  17. Surge
    So, Uber was unable to get rid of surges due to driver discontent. The surges are really only a bonus for the drivers anyway. It looks like they found a way to essentially get rid of them anyway. I keep seeing tiny surges that last a minute or less. That means two things. One is that the...
  18. Canberra
    http://www.theonion.com/video/new-premium-uber-service-lets-users-commandeer-any-37955 As an aside I was blown away by that report on the home page that only 4% of drivers are on the platform a year later. That can't be a sustainable business model surely?
  19. Chicago
    25 trips for $10 In Chicago terms, not enough for a pack of smokes; 7 minutes of downtown parking; a torta & soda (no tip); 1 small beer @ a sporting event; 3.75 gallons of gas; 1 quart of full synth motor oil (on sale). :(:mad::(
  20. Los Angeles & Orange County
    Whats the difference between an Uber driver and a toilet? - The toilet only has to deal with 1 @hole at a time.
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