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  1. Feedback
    As the forum says: "Let it all out. Someone must feel for you and your gripes." I suppose that means I can post w/e I want here. I can just let it all out. So I'm letting it all out. I got moderated by some childish jagoff with a weak self esteem and huge guilty conscience after making a joke...
  2. San Diego
    Apparently, there were 51 vehicles in the Chick Fil-A Mira Mesa Airport pen this morning. No wonder they ran out of #2 for breakfast.
  3. Stories
    In a thread in the Los Angeles forum, someone suggested, "YOU WONT FIND BILL SHAKESPERE DRIVING AN UBER ". But, as someone else observed, in his day, a playwrite was a very underpaid profession, and he'd certainly be out there with us! :smiles: So, if the Bard were a rideshare driver, ...
  4. Los Angeles & Orange County
    There's a new addition to the "List of World's Biggest Lies"! Yup, you guessed it. "I'll tip you in the app!" Let's have some fun with this one. Add your entry to "Worlds Biggest Lies", but remember to keep it clean. Here are some of the obvious ones. "The check's in the mail." "I'll...
  5. San Francisco
    The participants on this forum represent the intellectual elite class of all rideshare drivers. We are the 1%. Scary, ain't it?
  6. Washington DC
    "Über potentially provides a driver with almost unimaginable wealth, social status, career advancement and security, and therefore expects its drivers to possess some common sense. I think we should start a famous sayings blog from Uber quotes where they show themselves as the "trump of...
  7. Chicago
    You do more bar drop offs at 9am than 9pm. There's more green on people's clothing than there front lawn. Politicians pretend to like the voters. You ask yourself, why the hell do I put up with this crap at these rates?
  8. New York City
    Would you guys put this frame on your back plates, for whose who start honking the millisecond after traffic light becomes green? :D
  9. Stories
    In another thread, He IS... the most interesting Uber driver in the world. Add your own MIUDITW tag lines, please!
  10. Los Angeles & Orange County
    Woah, go back. As if I'm a horse. As I was approaching his gate at LAX.
  11. Miami
    Do Google the Florida 2nd day newbie who picked up her boyfriend's mistress in Florida today! Something about lost luggage and her getting fired by Uber. Can't stop laughing! Uber driver unknowingly picks up boyfriend's 'side chick' at the airport
  12. San Francisco
    Did any of you happen to see this recent picture of Pan, Saturn's moon? It looks like someone deflated it! O https://saturn.jpl.nasa.gov/news/3005/cassini-reveals-strange-shape-of-saturns-moon-pan/
  13. Chicago
    Since being closest to the rider MO longer guarantees you get the ping I thought I'd share some techniques that still work to get a ping immediately. Swipe your credit card at a gas pump. Sit down on the toilet. Lite a cigarette. Take a road without anywhere to turn around. Pull into your home...
  14. Los Angeles & Orange County
    Jimmy Fallon is making fun of senior Uber drivers who don't know how to get to the pax. Everyone with half a brain knows that the show is taped at 30 Rockefeller, NYC, but the visuals are for a guy driving around the turnabout over and over again and the second time he opened up the app, his...
  15. News
    http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2015/nov/13/first-dog-on-the-moons-handy-guide-to-the-difference-between-uber-and-taxis One hands out mints, but also knows your name, address and mobile number. The other allows you to run away without paying. Which do you choose? Who's going...
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