"Bad" in the sense of people will not laugh, believe you are not funny, or think less of you for telling them, not "bad" as in dirty. Do your worst, and try to be original or creative. Here's mine: Why would you want a philosopher to help you move? They're good at unpacking.

Please list restaurants to avoid. Let’s help one another to avoid these costly jokes of poor customer service - 1. Fitzenburger, Petrie Terrace (1 cook on during lunch rush. Waits until you arrive to start).

Lyft worst then Uber. Going back to Uber and closing Lyft. just wanted to get that off my chest! Lyft Surge is the worst. Trips are too far to pick-up (dead miles, gas money, time..) Too much down-time. Pays way less. should I go on? why is anyone talking about this company? eveyone (includes...

Has anyone come across any pax that has terrible halitosis (bad breath)? Where as soon as they open their mouth, it smells like sewage and the odor is strong enough to kill a skunk. How do you deal with that situation? I'm thinking of getting a box of disposable surgical masks and handing...

https://www.9news.com.au/national/2018/08/01/16/35/uber-driver-prank-body-man-assisting-police-warning One of the pranksters behind an Uber murder hoax that sparked a $30,000 police investigation in Brisbane earlier this week has apologised for his actions, saying he "didn't plan for it to end...

Avoid this 4.51 sow at all cost. She lives in the big apartment building in Red Bank...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/cameronkeng/2018/03/26/why-uber-eats-will-eat-you-into-bankruptcy/amp/

Yesterday I got 3 diferent pax complaining about other driver got lost and then I got tip at the end of the ride on 2 cases. Seems like many of us, don’t bother to learn basic city directions. Sad!!!!

1st Nov seems to the worst day in my uber history... How is everyone else doing ?

To prove a point, I did rides exclusively in the Bronx and Harlem today. For this experiment, I washed my car, vacuumed it, cleaned it out with lemon scented windex, everything perfect order. I deliberately picked up people from the projects and the hood. Guess what folks, my rating has dropped...

Lyft is a very incompetent and morally bankrupt company. They offer these stupid incentives that are near impossible to reach. I think lyft games their algorithm to prevent payouts. It's pretty amazing how this incompetent company has deceived the world. They are a poor imitation of uber with...

I am a well seasoned Uber driver and the percentage of passengers that actually rate me is only 38% out 2634 rides. So I think that if they arrive to their destination still alive and nothing unexpected happened that should be 5 stars by default because the 4 Stars I'm getting and the occasional...

http://m.kcbd.com/kcbd/db_344835/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=cADQ0QMi LUBBOCK, TX (KCBD) - Lubbock police officers were called to the area of 50th and Avenue U on Friday, July 21 after reports of an Uber customer pulling a syringe on the driver and told her to keep driving. It happened just...

So I was still new to Uber at this time, I was like 3 weeks old, lol. Picked up a guy from Cape Coral, FL, verified the name, guy says "nick" (in a deep rugged voice). Please keep in mind it was like 11:00 at night, he was wearing a hoodie that covered his face, and he did not say a word through...

Just collected my stuff to do Uber Eats the other day and the bag is just about bigger than half a metre wide and very narrow. The shoulder straps are so small and I could definitely see coffee cups and Maccas drinks spilling over inside. Even pizzas would have to go in vertically so all the...

http://money.cnn.com/2017/06/21/technology/uber-travis-kalanick-resignation/index.html

http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/05/inside-uber-lawsuits-travis-kalanick.html

http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-uber-app-rating-20170426-story.html Uber's plan to curb bad behavior by passengers: Reveal their ratings LA TIMES by Tracey Lien April 26, 2017 In its latest effort to appease its vast network of drivers, ride-hailing giant Uber on Wednesday...

https://thenextweb.com/opinion/2017/04/22/uber-in-a-nutshell/#.tnw_LGuhsmc7 Uber is on fire. It has a $68 billion market cap and countless happy riders who can readily articulate why using Uber is better than taking a cab or driving their own car, or maybe even owning their own car. And the...